Ah, it approaches. The summer movies. I don't know about any of you...but in my opinion, last summer was one of the worst for movies in I can't remember when. But isn't that how it always works? You get your hopes built up...and then, they get dashed into the rocks by the promise of a great movie that should have been, but wasn't. Well...get your hopes up, true believers, because here are the movies I'm getting ready for this summer.
1) "Spider-Man 3". FINALLY...we get Venom! Three bad guys (we also get Sandman and the New Goblin), and we get not only Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane...but we also get Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen Stacy. The rumor mill claims that this will be Tobey Maguire's final turn as Spidey...or will money talk?
2) "Live Free Or Die Hard". Yippi-ki-yay, mother...well, you know. Bruce Willis rides again in his most famous movie role, this time battling Internet terrorists. We also get John McClane's daughter, Kevin Smith, and what looks to be some incredible action sequences.
3) "Transformers". One of the great cartoons of the 1980's gets the big-movie, live action treatment. Big-budget CGI and Michael Bay (who made a career out of blowing stuff up)...so, will this be "Armageddon" or "Bad Boys"...or "The Island"?
4) "Pirates Of The Carribean - At World's End". OK, I'll be the one who says it. I did not think "Dead Man's Chest" was that good of a movie. It certainly wasn't better than the first one. So, can they make up for it with the final installment? The previews look promising...but, they did for "DMC" as well.
5) "The Bourne Ultimatum". Matt Damon lucked out by latching onto this series...and if "Ultimatum" is even half as good as the first two, then this will be an entertaining film.
6) "Fantastic 4: Rise Of The Silver Surfer". Wow...Marvel sure has a lot of characters. The Silver Surfer gets his turn on the big-screen in the sequel to one of the more under-rated Marvel adaptations.
7) "28 Weeks Later". "28 Days Later" was a horror classic. The trailer for the sequel looked good...can lightning strike twice?
8) "Ocean's Thirteen". See "Pirates Of The Carribean". The last one wasn't that good, after a spectacular first movie. Can the third installment make up for it, or just make us wish we had stayed away?
9) "Resident Evil: Extinction". I am of the opinion that the "Resident Evil" series has been an under-rated gem. Can "Extinction" continue to keep it rolling?
10) "1408". Anything based off of Stephen King's work has a 50/50 chance of being great or a disaster. The trailers for "1408" give it promise...and anything with John Cusack and Samuel L. Jackson can't be all bad. Right?
But that's just my opinion...
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
My Two Cents - Great Questions Of The Movies
Throughout movie history...we have been left with many questions. Some have been easy, some have been hard, some have been downright unanswerable. I'm not here to provide answers...I'd have a much better paying job if I was that smart. Instead, I will just leave you with them...and let you have as much fun pondering them as I have.
1) What is in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction"?
2) What happened to Charlie Sheen and Patrick Swayze in the end of "Red Dawn"?
3) What happened to MacReady and Childs in "The Thing"?
4) Why was Lex Luthor the bad guy in almost every single "Superman" movie?
5) Why did Clint Eastwood throw his badge away at the end of "Dirty Harry"?
6) Whose bright idea is it to keep making sequels to movies that should have been stopped after the first one?
7) Why did the ending change from the 1956 version of "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers" to the 1978 version?
8) Why did Blondie let Tuco live in the end of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"?
9) How many people actually believed that "The Blair Witch Project" was a real movie?
10) Does it make any sense to buy a movie with a surprise ending, after you've seen it?
But that's just my two cents...
1) What is in the briefcase in "Pulp Fiction"?
2) What happened to Charlie Sheen and Patrick Swayze in the end of "Red Dawn"?
3) What happened to MacReady and Childs in "The Thing"?
4) Why was Lex Luthor the bad guy in almost every single "Superman" movie?
5) Why did Clint Eastwood throw his badge away at the end of "Dirty Harry"?
6) Whose bright idea is it to keep making sequels to movies that should have been stopped after the first one?
7) Why did the ending change from the 1956 version of "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers" to the 1978 version?
8) Why did Blondie let Tuco live in the end of "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"?
9) How many people actually believed that "The Blair Witch Project" was a real movie?
10) Does it make any sense to buy a movie with a surprise ending, after you've seen it?
But that's just my two cents...
Three Best Of - Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks is quite possibly one of the most well-known and well-liked actors around today. He has done just about every kind of movie imaginable...from historical dramas to screwball comedies. He has been nominated for Best Actor at the Academy Awards five times, and has won twice (1994 for Philadelphia, 1995 for Forrest Gump). The last time an actor won back-to-back Oscars for Best Actor...the late 1930's, when Spencer Tracy did it for "Captains Courageous" and "Boys Town". Hanks himself was quoted as saying, "I've made over twenty movies and five of them are good." Well, I think he's done a little better than that. Here now, I give you in no particular order, my three picks for Tom Hanks' best movies.
1) "A League Of Their Own" (1992). While the female cast members were the main stars of the movie, it was Hanks' performance as an alcoholic ex-baseball player that was one of the highlights of this movie. His initial reluctance, which slowly turned into begrudging respect for the women he was (more or less) forced to manage, plays wonderfully...and his on-screen relationship with Geena Davis swings from touching to hilarious.
2) "Philadelphia" (1993). The movie that won Hanks his first Academy Award, and considered by many to be one of Hanks' best movies ever. Hanks brings both sympathy and strength to Andrew Beckett, a lawyer who is fired from a law firm after his employers learn that he is HIV positive. Watching as Hanks seems to waste away on screen before your eyes is moving and powerful...Hanks himself lost almost thirty pounds on the film. Even more impressive is that AIDS was still a very misunderstood ailment at the time of this movie...and Hanks' performance helped to bring a lot of awareness to it.
3) "Saving Private Ryan" (1998). On Veterans Day in 1999, Hanks received the Distinguished Public Service Award, the highest honor the United States Navy can bestow onto a civilian, for his work on this movie. It also earned Hanks his fourth Academy Award nomination for Best Actor. His portrayal of a war-wearied Captain leading his unit on a mission to find a single man, and his underlying animosity towards him lends a great deal of power to an already incredible film. Hanks has made a career out of playing ordinary men and turning them into something more. This movie is a great example of that.
Honorable Mention - "Forrest Gump" (1994), "Apollo 13" (1995), and "Road To Perdition" (2002).
1) "A League Of Their Own" (1992). While the female cast members were the main stars of the movie, it was Hanks' performance as an alcoholic ex-baseball player that was one of the highlights of this movie. His initial reluctance, which slowly turned into begrudging respect for the women he was (more or less) forced to manage, plays wonderfully...and his on-screen relationship with Geena Davis swings from touching to hilarious.
2) "Philadelphia" (1993). The movie that won Hanks his first Academy Award, and considered by many to be one of Hanks' best movies ever. Hanks brings both sympathy and strength to Andrew Beckett, a lawyer who is fired from a law firm after his employers learn that he is HIV positive. Watching as Hanks seems to waste away on screen before your eyes is moving and powerful...Hanks himself lost almost thirty pounds on the film. Even more impressive is that AIDS was still a very misunderstood ailment at the time of this movie...and Hanks' performance helped to bring a lot of awareness to it.
3) "Saving Private Ryan" (1998). On Veterans Day in 1999, Hanks received the Distinguished Public Service Award, the highest honor the United States Navy can bestow onto a civilian, for his work on this movie. It also earned Hanks his fourth Academy Award nomination for Best Actor. His portrayal of a war-wearied Captain leading his unit on a mission to find a single man, and his underlying animosity towards him lends a great deal of power to an already incredible film. Hanks has made a career out of playing ordinary men and turning them into something more. This movie is a great example of that.
Honorable Mention - "Forrest Gump" (1994), "Apollo 13" (1995), and "Road To Perdition" (2002).
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Review - Catch Me If You Can
"Catch Me If You Can" is a drama film, based on the real-life events of Frank Abagnale, Jr.
Frank Abagnale, Jr. was not your typical American teenager. By the time he was nineteen years old, he had been an airline pilot for TWA, a pediatrician in Atlanta, and a lawyer in Louisiana. He also managed to swindle millions of dollars in elaborate check fraud scams. All the while, he managed to stay one step ahead of the FBI...and the dogged investigation of Special Agent Carl Hanratty.
The most amazing part of this entire movie is the fact that everything that happened in the movie really did happen. It makes for an incredible film...and the story keeps you wondering what is going to happen next. The casting for the film was perfect...and everyone gives amazing performances. Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio both give great performances, and Christopher Walken received an Academy Award nomination for Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Frank Abagnale, Sr.
A great cat-and-mouse chase story...with great characters and an absolutely unbelievable plot. "Catch Me If You Can" is worth the chase.
Starring - Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen, James Brolin, and Jennifer Garner. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
Time - 2 hours, 21 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Language, mild violence, some sexual content)
Frank Abagnale, Jr. was not your typical American teenager. By the time he was nineteen years old, he had been an airline pilot for TWA, a pediatrician in Atlanta, and a lawyer in Louisiana. He also managed to swindle millions of dollars in elaborate check fraud scams. All the while, he managed to stay one step ahead of the FBI...and the dogged investigation of Special Agent Carl Hanratty.
The most amazing part of this entire movie is the fact that everything that happened in the movie really did happen. It makes for an incredible film...and the story keeps you wondering what is going to happen next. The casting for the film was perfect...and everyone gives amazing performances. Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio both give great performances, and Christopher Walken received an Academy Award nomination for Supporting Actor for his portrayal of Frank Abagnale, Sr.
A great cat-and-mouse chase story...with great characters and an absolutely unbelievable plot. "Catch Me If You Can" is worth the chase.
Starring - Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen, James Brolin, and Jennifer Garner. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
Time - 2 hours, 21 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Language, mild violence, some sexual content)
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Review - Bandidas
"Bandidas" is an action/adventure/comedy, following two very different women on the same path.
Maria is a simple farmer's daughter. Sara is the educated daughter of the local bank owner. But their worlds collide when a New York bank decides to take over several farms in order to put down a new railroad. Sara's father is murdered. Maria's is shot...and her home burned to the ground. The two women choose the same response - to rob the bank that crossed them both. After some training from a former well-known bank robber...the two blaze a trail of revenge across Mexico. But can their totally opposite personalities keep them out of trouble?
This isn't a terrible movie...but it isn't a very good one, either. The premise of the story is interesting...and that is a shame, because this could have been a good movie. But for whatever reason...it just doesn't work. The stars do their best with what they have...and despite some good performances, it just isn't enough. You can just about predict from the opening credits how the movie will turn out.
The movie has a few good points...but a few good points aren't worth sitting through an entire movie. In the end, the only thing "Bandidas" will steal is a chunk of your time.
Starring - Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Dwight Yoakam, Steve Zahn, and Sam Shepard. Directed by Joachim Roenning and Espen Sandberg.
Time - 1 hour, 33 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, nudity, some sexuality)
Maria is a simple farmer's daughter. Sara is the educated daughter of the local bank owner. But their worlds collide when a New York bank decides to take over several farms in order to put down a new railroad. Sara's father is murdered. Maria's is shot...and her home burned to the ground. The two women choose the same response - to rob the bank that crossed them both. After some training from a former well-known bank robber...the two blaze a trail of revenge across Mexico. But can their totally opposite personalities keep them out of trouble?
This isn't a terrible movie...but it isn't a very good one, either. The premise of the story is interesting...and that is a shame, because this could have been a good movie. But for whatever reason...it just doesn't work. The stars do their best with what they have...and despite some good performances, it just isn't enough. You can just about predict from the opening credits how the movie will turn out.
The movie has a few good points...but a few good points aren't worth sitting through an entire movie. In the end, the only thing "Bandidas" will steal is a chunk of your time.
Starring - Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek, Dwight Yoakam, Steve Zahn, and Sam Shepard. Directed by Joachim Roenning and Espen Sandberg.
Time - 1 hour, 33 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, nudity, some sexuality)
Review - The Reaping
"The Reaping" is a horror/thriller, which focuses not only on the ten Biblical plagues, but also on faith.
Katherine Winter is a professor and former ordained minister. After a tragic and brutal personal loss challenges her faith, she now travels from place to place debunking so-called "miracles". She is then called with her assistant Ben to Haven, a small town in Louisiana. A two-mile stretch of a local river has seemingly turned into blood. At first, Katherine approaches this with her usual skepticism. But as the plagues add up...and signs point towards a mysterious young girl as the possible key...can Katherine regain her faith?
This movie works in several aspects. The loss of Katherine's faith...and her slow struggle with what she wants to prove and what she knows is the truth in her heart...is a powerful battle on the screen. Actress Hilary Swank provides an exceptional performance and that gives this movie a real bonus. A lesser actress in the same part would have brought this movie down several notches. The story keeps the audience guessing...and jumping at the right spots. And there are several plot twists that you won't see coming.
There are some disturbing moments in the movie...and those on the squeamish side may want to give this one a miss. But anyone else looking for a good jump-out-of-your-seat thriller..."The Reaping" delivers.
Starring - Hilary Swank, David Morrissey, Idris Elba, Stephen Rea, and AnnaSophia Robb. Directed by Stephen Hopkins.
Time - 1 hour, 36 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, some language, some sexuality, disturbing images)
Katherine Winter is a professor and former ordained minister. After a tragic and brutal personal loss challenges her faith, she now travels from place to place debunking so-called "miracles". She is then called with her assistant Ben to Haven, a small town in Louisiana. A two-mile stretch of a local river has seemingly turned into blood. At first, Katherine approaches this with her usual skepticism. But as the plagues add up...and signs point towards a mysterious young girl as the possible key...can Katherine regain her faith?
This movie works in several aspects. The loss of Katherine's faith...and her slow struggle with what she wants to prove and what she knows is the truth in her heart...is a powerful battle on the screen. Actress Hilary Swank provides an exceptional performance and that gives this movie a real bonus. A lesser actress in the same part would have brought this movie down several notches. The story keeps the audience guessing...and jumping at the right spots. And there are several plot twists that you won't see coming.
There are some disturbing moments in the movie...and those on the squeamish side may want to give this one a miss. But anyone else looking for a good jump-out-of-your-seat thriller..."The Reaping" delivers.
Starring - Hilary Swank, David Morrissey, Idris Elba, Stephen Rea, and AnnaSophia Robb. Directed by Stephen Hopkins.
Time - 1 hour, 36 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, some language, some sexuality, disturbing images)
Review - Pathfinder
"Pathfinder" is a historical action/adventure, based on the Vikings who first invaded North America.
An American Indian woman discovers the wreckage of a Viking ship. On board, she finds a young orphaned Viking. Adopting him as one of their own, Ghost grows up as an outcast...not a member of this world...but knowing little of the world he came from. Inevitably, the "dragon men" return...and when his village is destroyed and everyone he ever knew is slain...Ghost must look for vengeance against his own people.
A popularly told tale...the misfit outsider who gains a chance at acceptance through the return of his former people. However...in this case, it was not particularly well-told. There are some spectacular battle scenes. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie isn't very entertaining. Parts of the movie reminded me of "First Blood"...the lone warrior in the woods battling a numerically superior foe, picking off enemies one by one.
The unfortunate part is that this could have been a very good movie. But..."Pathfinder" is best left for a Saturday night video rental.
Starring - Karl Urban, Russell Means, Jay Tavare, and Moon Bloodgood. Directed by Marcus Nispel.
Time - 1 hour, 39 minutes. Rated - R (Brutal and graphic violence)
An American Indian woman discovers the wreckage of a Viking ship. On board, she finds a young orphaned Viking. Adopting him as one of their own, Ghost grows up as an outcast...not a member of this world...but knowing little of the world he came from. Inevitably, the "dragon men" return...and when his village is destroyed and everyone he ever knew is slain...Ghost must look for vengeance against his own people.
A popularly told tale...the misfit outsider who gains a chance at acceptance through the return of his former people. However...in this case, it was not particularly well-told. There are some spectacular battle scenes. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie isn't very entertaining. Parts of the movie reminded me of "First Blood"...the lone warrior in the woods battling a numerically superior foe, picking off enemies one by one.
The unfortunate part is that this could have been a very good movie. But..."Pathfinder" is best left for a Saturday night video rental.
Starring - Karl Urban, Russell Means, Jay Tavare, and Moon Bloodgood. Directed by Marcus Nispel.
Time - 1 hour, 39 minutes. Rated - R (Brutal and graphic violence)
My Two Cents - What The Movies Have Taught Us
Who would have thought it? All this time...I could have saved money and time and effort! I didn't need school! Everything I ever needed to know...the movies taught me.
I've learned that not even death can stop true love...it can only slow it down for a while. That life moves pretty fast...and if you don't stop and take a look around once in a while, you could miss it. Snappy one-liners and a shaken vodka martini can get you far in this world. There are monsters in the world...even if your parents tell you that there aren't. Do...or do not, there is no try. Women and children can be careless...but not men. Nothing is over as long as it is still night.
I've learned that wisdom often comes from the most unlikely of sources. That the hero doesn't always win...and the good guy doesn't always get the girl. That sometimes, it's all right to cheer for the bad guy. That human liver goes well with fava beans and a nice Chianti. That we all go a little mad sometimes. That the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. When there is a lot of excitement, it's easy to forget if you fired six shots...or only five.
I've learned that there's no place like home. That two people who despise each other can eventually fall in love. That sometimes, what you went looking for...you had all along. That there are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. That with great power comes great responsibility. That you never rat on your friends and you always keep your mouth shut. That the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. That a man can convince anyone he's somebody else...but never himself. That the future is not set...there is no fate but what we make for ourselves. That a rumor isn't a rumor that doesn't die. That an offer you can't refuse is usually just that.
I've learned that you never tell me the odds. That no reward is worth some things. That with enough courage, you can do without a reputation. That some people need to be kissed and often...and by someone who knows how. That during any crisis in your life, you should have a handkerchief. That sometimes...you just don't give a damn.
And that tomorrow is another day.
But that is just my two cents...
I've learned that not even death can stop true love...it can only slow it down for a while. That life moves pretty fast...and if you don't stop and take a look around once in a while, you could miss it. Snappy one-liners and a shaken vodka martini can get you far in this world. There are monsters in the world...even if your parents tell you that there aren't. Do...or do not, there is no try. Women and children can be careless...but not men. Nothing is over as long as it is still night.
I've learned that wisdom often comes from the most unlikely of sources. That the hero doesn't always win...and the good guy doesn't always get the girl. That sometimes, it's all right to cheer for the bad guy. That human liver goes well with fava beans and a nice Chianti. That we all go a little mad sometimes. That the power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. When there is a lot of excitement, it's easy to forget if you fired six shots...or only five.
I've learned that there's no place like home. That two people who despise each other can eventually fall in love. That sometimes, what you went looking for...you had all along. That there are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel. That with great power comes great responsibility. That you never rat on your friends and you always keep your mouth shut. That the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. That a man can convince anyone he's somebody else...but never himself. That the future is not set...there is no fate but what we make for ourselves. That a rumor isn't a rumor that doesn't die. That an offer you can't refuse is usually just that.
I've learned that you never tell me the odds. That no reward is worth some things. That with enough courage, you can do without a reputation. That some people need to be kissed and often...and by someone who knows how. That during any crisis in your life, you should have a handkerchief. That sometimes...you just don't give a damn.
And that tomorrow is another day.
But that is just my two cents...
Monday, April 16, 2007
Review - Pulp Fiction
"Pulp Fiction" is a drama/action movie, with several storylines carrying on simultaneously and occasionally overlapping. It was nominated for seven Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor, and Best Supporting Actress. It won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay.
Ringo and Yolanda are in the middle of holding up a diner. Jules and Vincent have to retrieve a briefcase for crime boss Marsellus Wallace...as well as deal with a small problem with their car. Butch takes money to fix a boxing match...only to double-cross the fixer. Vincent has to take Marsellus' wife Mia on a date...and hunt down Butch, who double-crossed Marsellus. And Marsellus and Butch have a small problem...not only with each other, but with a couple of psychos and "The Gimp".
This is arguably Quentin Tarantino's best movie. Although it is slightly confusing at times...certain scenes take place out of order...and if you don't pay attention, it can make you question what is going on. But the cast for this movie is spot-on...and there are some of the most quotable moments in movie history taking place. The best scenes take place between Jules and Vincent...two professional hitmen who carry on conversations over just about everything...from foot massages to charming pigs to what you call a Big Mac in France.
Great dialogue, great casting..."Pulp Fiction" is a modern classic.
Starring - John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Ving Rhames, Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Eric Stoltz, Rosanna Arquette, and Harvey Keitel. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Time - 2 hours, 34 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, drug use, adult situations)
Ringo and Yolanda are in the middle of holding up a diner. Jules and Vincent have to retrieve a briefcase for crime boss Marsellus Wallace...as well as deal with a small problem with their car. Butch takes money to fix a boxing match...only to double-cross the fixer. Vincent has to take Marsellus' wife Mia on a date...and hunt down Butch, who double-crossed Marsellus. And Marsellus and Butch have a small problem...not only with each other, but with a couple of psychos and "The Gimp".
This is arguably Quentin Tarantino's best movie. Although it is slightly confusing at times...certain scenes take place out of order...and if you don't pay attention, it can make you question what is going on. But the cast for this movie is spot-on...and there are some of the most quotable moments in movie history taking place. The best scenes take place between Jules and Vincent...two professional hitmen who carry on conversations over just about everything...from foot massages to charming pigs to what you call a Big Mac in France.
Great dialogue, great casting..."Pulp Fiction" is a modern classic.
Starring - John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Ving Rhames, Bruce Willis, Christopher Walken, Tim Roth, Amanda Plummer, Eric Stoltz, Rosanna Arquette, and Harvey Keitel. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Time - 2 hours, 34 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, drug use, adult situations)
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Review - The Crow
"The Crow" is a dark drama/action film, based on the comic book by James O'Barr.
Eric Draven is a guitarist and singer in a band called Hangman's Joke. He is engaged to be married to his girlfriend, Shelly Webster. Unfortunately, on Halloween Eve, known as "Devil's Night"...the pair is attacked in their apartment. Shelly is beaten and raped, and later dies in the hospital. Eric is beaten, and thrown out a window...where he falls to his death. One year later, guided by a mysterious crow, Eric returns from the dead to seek revenge on the men who killed him and his fiancee. One by one, Eric works his way through the ruthless killers...but can he save another life as well?
"The Crow" is not your typical comic book movie, in that the story is a very dark one. This is reflected well into the movie...which almost comes across as black and white. It rains almost constantly for the entire movie, which only serves to increase the dreariness and despair that shows in both the city and the people who inhabit it. Brandon Lee, who was tragically killed in a stunt accident gone wrong, is perfectly cast as Eric Draven/The Crow. He brings the right blend of driven avenger and reluctant comic...a poetic soul with a dry sense of humor.
This is not a movie for everyone. The story is based on darkness and revenge...horrible violence and tragic death. But it also shows that even in the worst tragedy...love survives...even beyond the grave. To me, one of the most powerful scenes of the movie is when the battered and exhausted Eric collapses next to Shelly's tombstone...and she walks towards him in a simple white gown, gently caressing his cheek...calling him back to her arms.
For a most different love story, in a dark and violent comic book setting..."The Crow" is a true classic.
Starring - Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson, Michael Wincott, David Patrick Kelly, and Tony Todd. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Time - 1 hour, 42 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, drug use, adult situations, depictions of rape)
Eric Draven is a guitarist and singer in a band called Hangman's Joke. He is engaged to be married to his girlfriend, Shelly Webster. Unfortunately, on Halloween Eve, known as "Devil's Night"...the pair is attacked in their apartment. Shelly is beaten and raped, and later dies in the hospital. Eric is beaten, and thrown out a window...where he falls to his death. One year later, guided by a mysterious crow, Eric returns from the dead to seek revenge on the men who killed him and his fiancee. One by one, Eric works his way through the ruthless killers...but can he save another life as well?
"The Crow" is not your typical comic book movie, in that the story is a very dark one. This is reflected well into the movie...which almost comes across as black and white. It rains almost constantly for the entire movie, which only serves to increase the dreariness and despair that shows in both the city and the people who inhabit it. Brandon Lee, who was tragically killed in a stunt accident gone wrong, is perfectly cast as Eric Draven/The Crow. He brings the right blend of driven avenger and reluctant comic...a poetic soul with a dry sense of humor.
This is not a movie for everyone. The story is based on darkness and revenge...horrible violence and tragic death. But it also shows that even in the worst tragedy...love survives...even beyond the grave. To me, one of the most powerful scenes of the movie is when the battered and exhausted Eric collapses next to Shelly's tombstone...and she walks towards him in a simple white gown, gently caressing his cheek...calling him back to her arms.
For a most different love story, in a dark and violent comic book setting..."The Crow" is a true classic.
Starring - Brandon Lee, Ernie Hudson, Michael Wincott, David Patrick Kelly, and Tony Todd. Directed by Alex Proyas.
Time - 1 hour, 42 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, drug use, adult situations, depictions of rape)
Review - Ferris Buellar's Day Off
"Ferris Buellar's Day Off" is a classic 1980's comedy, written and directed by John Hughes.
Ferris Buellar is not your typical high school student. He has his life planned out pretty well...and today, that involves taking the day off from school. Along with his hypochondriac best friend Cameron and his girlfriend Sloane, Ferris looks to take the city of Chicago by storm. However, Ed Rooney, the high school principal with an axe to grind, is looking to bring Ferris down hard. In addition, Ferris must also contend with his easily irritated sister, Jeanie. But, with his laid-back attitude and quick wit...Ferris keeps one step ahead.
John Hughes is one of the most noted directors of the 1980's, and "Ferris Buellar" is quite possibly his masterpiece. He uses every set to the fullest, and brings out both laughs and sympathy for his characters. Granted, he does stretch reality to a degree...but that is what makes Ferris Buellar so appealing. He is larger than life, a legend and an icon...and he knows this. Ferris' impromptu conversations with the audience makes you feel as if you are along for the ride...and there are some true gut-buster moments. Most of them revolve around clueless principal Rooney...and watching as his day gets progressively worse as Ferris has the time of his life is true poetic irony.
There are movies that you can watch a thousand times...and they are just as great the one thousand and first time as it was the first time you ever saw it. "Ferris Buellar's Day Off" is one of them.
Starring - Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones, Jennifer Grey, Kristy Swanson, Ben Stein, and Charlie Sheen. Directed by John Hughes.
Time - 1 hour, 42 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Mild comedic violence, language, adult situations)
Ferris Buellar is not your typical high school student. He has his life planned out pretty well...and today, that involves taking the day off from school. Along with his hypochondriac best friend Cameron and his girlfriend Sloane, Ferris looks to take the city of Chicago by storm. However, Ed Rooney, the high school principal with an axe to grind, is looking to bring Ferris down hard. In addition, Ferris must also contend with his easily irritated sister, Jeanie. But, with his laid-back attitude and quick wit...Ferris keeps one step ahead.
John Hughes is one of the most noted directors of the 1980's, and "Ferris Buellar" is quite possibly his masterpiece. He uses every set to the fullest, and brings out both laughs and sympathy for his characters. Granted, he does stretch reality to a degree...but that is what makes Ferris Buellar so appealing. He is larger than life, a legend and an icon...and he knows this. Ferris' impromptu conversations with the audience makes you feel as if you are along for the ride...and there are some true gut-buster moments. Most of them revolve around clueless principal Rooney...and watching as his day gets progressively worse as Ferris has the time of his life is true poetic irony.
There are movies that you can watch a thousand times...and they are just as great the one thousand and first time as it was the first time you ever saw it. "Ferris Buellar's Day Off" is one of them.
Starring - Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones, Jennifer Grey, Kristy Swanson, Ben Stein, and Charlie Sheen. Directed by John Hughes.
Time - 1 hour, 42 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Mild comedic violence, language, adult situations)
My Two Cents - Remakes & Sequels
In all of movies, fewer things are more vilified than a remake and a sequel. Which is not to say that every remake or sequel is a bad one. You could spend a great deal of time and energy arguing about what sequels were worth making...and which ones were an absolute waste of everyone's time and energy. Look no further than a scene from...a sequel. The classroom argument on sequels in "Scream 2"...where Jamie Kennedy, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Timothy Olyphant banter on sequels that bettered the original film.
Sometimes, a sequel or a remake can be a good thing. The story couldn't be told in one shot...or there were loose ends that needed to be carried over. Most likely, in the grand world of Hollywood...the first movie made so much money, they decided "why stop with just one?" As far as remakes go, some stories are actually told better the second time around. Or maybe there were limitations with the filmaking of that time.
I will be the first one to admit...there are a great deal of sequels that pretty much aren't worth the film they are printed on. They could have quit the "Elm Street" series after "Dream Warriors". They should have stopped with the "Halloween" series after the second one (don't even get me started on "Halloween 3 - Season Of The Witch"). And how many times have there been sequels to movies that shouldn't have been made in the first place? Most people would probably argue that "Friday The 13th" should have stopped after "Friday The 13th."
Likewise, there are remakes that were completely needless. Rob Zombie's upcoming remake of "Halloween" springs instantly to mind. Come on, Rob...like you're going to outdo John Carpenter? I think not. Zombie's version will be gorier...I'm envisioning buckets of blood a-plenty. But how could it possibly come close to the masterpiece that was Carpenter's original?
And while we're on the topic of sequels...how come they could never do another bad guy in any of the "Superman" movies, other than Lex Luthor? Come on...one time, you could have given us Bizarro. Or Brainiac. Heck...you could have done Solomon Grundy for all I cared.
So, what do you think, faithful reader? Got a sequel or a remake that you loved? One that should never even have seen the light of day? One that needs to be done? Let's hear it!
Sometimes, a sequel or a remake can be a good thing. The story couldn't be told in one shot...or there were loose ends that needed to be carried over. Most likely, in the grand world of Hollywood...the first movie made so much money, they decided "why stop with just one?" As far as remakes go, some stories are actually told better the second time around. Or maybe there were limitations with the filmaking of that time.
I will be the first one to admit...there are a great deal of sequels that pretty much aren't worth the film they are printed on. They could have quit the "Elm Street" series after "Dream Warriors". They should have stopped with the "Halloween" series after the second one (don't even get me started on "Halloween 3 - Season Of The Witch"). And how many times have there been sequels to movies that shouldn't have been made in the first place? Most people would probably argue that "Friday The 13th" should have stopped after "Friday The 13th."
Likewise, there are remakes that were completely needless. Rob Zombie's upcoming remake of "Halloween" springs instantly to mind. Come on, Rob...like you're going to outdo John Carpenter? I think not. Zombie's version will be gorier...I'm envisioning buckets of blood a-plenty. But how could it possibly come close to the masterpiece that was Carpenter's original?
And while we're on the topic of sequels...how come they could never do another bad guy in any of the "Superman" movies, other than Lex Luthor? Come on...one time, you could have given us Bizarro. Or Brainiac. Heck...you could have done Solomon Grundy for all I cared.
So, what do you think, faithful reader? Got a sequel or a remake that you loved? One that should never even have seen the light of day? One that needs to be done? Let's hear it!
Review - Batman
"Batman" is an action/adventure movie based on the legendary DC Comics character created by Bob Kane.
As a child, Bruce Wayne witnessed the brutal murder of his parents. Now a grown and tortured man, he stalks the night as a fearsome figure of justice...the Batman. Gotham City is his hunting grounds...and now, he has a new foe - The Joker, a homicidal prankster who resembles a terrifying clown. Throw in a love interest and everyone viewing Batman as a vigilante...can he stop the Joker's evil plot?
The Batman always made for an interesting character, in that he wasn't your regular superhero. He has no powers...he can be hurt...and can be killed, just like a regular man. It is his training, his "wonderful toys", and most importantly...his dedication, that makes him what he is.
I will be the first to admit...when I first heard Michael Keaton was going to play Batman, my immediate reaction was, "You have got to be kidding me." To this day, I still believe there had to be someone better...but for the sake of giving the devil his due...Keaton did a good job. Tim Burton lent his usual quirky style to this movie. But it is Jack Nicholson's Joker who grabs this movie by the throat and doesn't let go. He steals every single scene he is in...and has to easily be the best portrayal ever of the Clown Prince of Crime.
Granted, this movie does drag in a few parts...and the supposed love interest between Bruce Wayne and Vicki Vale seems more forced than genuine. But, overall...an outstanding movie with spectacular performances.
"Batman"...always brings a smile to my face...
Starring - Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger, Jack Palance, Robert Wuhl, Billy Dee Williams, and Jack Nicholson. Directed by Tim Burton.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, adult situations)
As a child, Bruce Wayne witnessed the brutal murder of his parents. Now a grown and tortured man, he stalks the night as a fearsome figure of justice...the Batman. Gotham City is his hunting grounds...and now, he has a new foe - The Joker, a homicidal prankster who resembles a terrifying clown. Throw in a love interest and everyone viewing Batman as a vigilante...can he stop the Joker's evil plot?
The Batman always made for an interesting character, in that he wasn't your regular superhero. He has no powers...he can be hurt...and can be killed, just like a regular man. It is his training, his "wonderful toys", and most importantly...his dedication, that makes him what he is.
I will be the first to admit...when I first heard Michael Keaton was going to play Batman, my immediate reaction was, "You have got to be kidding me." To this day, I still believe there had to be someone better...but for the sake of giving the devil his due...Keaton did a good job. Tim Burton lent his usual quirky style to this movie. But it is Jack Nicholson's Joker who grabs this movie by the throat and doesn't let go. He steals every single scene he is in...and has to easily be the best portrayal ever of the Clown Prince of Crime.
Granted, this movie does drag in a few parts...and the supposed love interest between Bruce Wayne and Vicki Vale seems more forced than genuine. But, overall...an outstanding movie with spectacular performances.
"Batman"...always brings a smile to my face...
Starring - Michael Keaton, Kim Basinger, Jack Palance, Robert Wuhl, Billy Dee Williams, and Jack Nicholson. Directed by Tim Burton.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, adult situations)
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Review - Spider-Man
"Spider-Man" is an action/adventure movie based on the world famous Marvel comic book, created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.
Peter Parker is your average high school student. He is a photographer for the school paper, and he has a crush on the girl next door, Mary Jane Watson. While on a school field trip to a research lab, he is bitten on the hand by a radioactive spider. Suddenly...he has amazing abilities - strength, speed, agility, the ability to climb walls, shooting webs from his wrists, and he can sense when something is about to happen to him. When his uncle is killed by a robber that he could have stopped...he vows to use his abilities for the good of all...and becomes Spider-Man. Unfortunately...he must contend with the Green Goblin...a madman bent on destruction and chaos. Can he save the day and still get the girl?
To me, "Spider-Man" is one of the better super-hero movies ever made. Our hero did not ask to be a hero...it was more or less forced upon him. He fights with the struggles of trying to be a hero and living a normal life at the same time. The casting for this movie couldn't have been better. Tobey Maguire is absolutely perfect as the somewhat nerdy Peter Parker...and is believable enough as Spidey. Kirsten Dunst makes an excellent Mary Jane...but it is Willem Dafoe who steals the movie as Norman Osbourne/The Green Goblin. He is perfect as the violently obsessed Goblin...who will stop at nothing to beat Spider-Man. The story is entertaining enough that even a non-comic book fanatic will enjoy the movie...and will know what is going on.
Great story, great characters...a great ride all in all. "Spider-Man" is worth a spin.
Starring - Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Cliff Robertson, and Rosemary Harris. Directed by Sam Raimi.
Time - 2 hours, 1 minute. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, some language)
Peter Parker is your average high school student. He is a photographer for the school paper, and he has a crush on the girl next door, Mary Jane Watson. While on a school field trip to a research lab, he is bitten on the hand by a radioactive spider. Suddenly...he has amazing abilities - strength, speed, agility, the ability to climb walls, shooting webs from his wrists, and he can sense when something is about to happen to him. When his uncle is killed by a robber that he could have stopped...he vows to use his abilities for the good of all...and becomes Spider-Man. Unfortunately...he must contend with the Green Goblin...a madman bent on destruction and chaos. Can he save the day and still get the girl?
To me, "Spider-Man" is one of the better super-hero movies ever made. Our hero did not ask to be a hero...it was more or less forced upon him. He fights with the struggles of trying to be a hero and living a normal life at the same time. The casting for this movie couldn't have been better. Tobey Maguire is absolutely perfect as the somewhat nerdy Peter Parker...and is believable enough as Spidey. Kirsten Dunst makes an excellent Mary Jane...but it is Willem Dafoe who steals the movie as Norman Osbourne/The Green Goblin. He is perfect as the violently obsessed Goblin...who will stop at nothing to beat Spider-Man. The story is entertaining enough that even a non-comic book fanatic will enjoy the movie...and will know what is going on.
Great story, great characters...a great ride all in all. "Spider-Man" is worth a spin.
Starring - Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Cliff Robertson, and Rosemary Harris. Directed by Sam Raimi.
Time - 2 hours, 1 minute. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, some language)
Friday, April 13, 2007
Review - Liar Liar
What if a lawyer could not lie at all for one whole day? That is the premise covered in "Liar Liar".
Fletcher Reede is a lawyer for a prestigious firm...and also the biggest liar alive. He pretty much lies to everyone...his co-workers, his clients, even his ex-wife and son. He lands a huge client whose case could potentially make him a partner in the firm. But...while celebrating with one of his co-workers...he misses his son's fifth birthday party. When he gets his cake and makes his wish...he wishes that for one day...his dad couldn't tell a single lie. And all hell breaks loose from that point on...
While being an excellent comedy, the movie does raise a valid point. Think about how many times you lie during a single day...and what would happen if you couldn't lie at all. Now, imagine that your livelihood depends on your ability to either stretch the truth or out-and-out lie like a rug.
This was Jim Carrey's first movie after the absolute disaster, "The Cable Guy." And he redeemed himself big time, with one of the most memorable performances of his career. His rubber-faced expression gags were in full effect...and watching him stick his foot in his mouth over and over just kept getting funnier as the movie went on.
The sub-plot with the ex-wife got a little tired...but overall, this is a great comedy film and quite possibly Jim Carrey's best work ever.
"Liar Liar"...great movie...that's the truth.
Starring - Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Cary Elwes, Amanda Donohoe, Jason Bernard, Swoosie Kurtz, and Jennifer Tilly. Directed by Tom Shadyac.
Time - 1 hour, 26 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Mild violence, language, sex-related humor)
Fletcher Reede is a lawyer for a prestigious firm...and also the biggest liar alive. He pretty much lies to everyone...his co-workers, his clients, even his ex-wife and son. He lands a huge client whose case could potentially make him a partner in the firm. But...while celebrating with one of his co-workers...he misses his son's fifth birthday party. When he gets his cake and makes his wish...he wishes that for one day...his dad couldn't tell a single lie. And all hell breaks loose from that point on...
While being an excellent comedy, the movie does raise a valid point. Think about how many times you lie during a single day...and what would happen if you couldn't lie at all. Now, imagine that your livelihood depends on your ability to either stretch the truth or out-and-out lie like a rug.
This was Jim Carrey's first movie after the absolute disaster, "The Cable Guy." And he redeemed himself big time, with one of the most memorable performances of his career. His rubber-faced expression gags were in full effect...and watching him stick his foot in his mouth over and over just kept getting funnier as the movie went on.
The sub-plot with the ex-wife got a little tired...but overall, this is a great comedy film and quite possibly Jim Carrey's best work ever.
"Liar Liar"...great movie...that's the truth.
Starring - Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Cary Elwes, Amanda Donohoe, Jason Bernard, Swoosie Kurtz, and Jennifer Tilly. Directed by Tom Shadyac.
Time - 1 hour, 26 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Mild violence, language, sex-related humor)
Review - Meet The Parents
"Meet The Parents" is a comedy centering around the worst nightmare of every man - meeting the parents of the girl he loves.
Greg Focker is madly in love with Pam Byrnes. And just as he is preparing to pop the big question...Pam is interrupted by a phone call from her sister. It seems that her sister is getting married...after her fiancee asked her father for permission. Now...Greg must try to win over Pam's father, Jack. But, not only is Jack a set in his ways kind of guy...he's got more than a few secrets up his sleeve. Throw in a well-trained cat, an overachieving ex-fiancee, and several disasters...and this makes for one long weekend.
For the most part, "Meet The Parents" is the classic set-up in comedy. A well-meaning guy tries his hardest to impress his girlfriend's parents...except that everything he tries ends up blowing up in his face. The movie isn't rolling on the floor hilarious...but it does have its amusing moments. You watch cringing as Greg keeps digging his own grave deeper and deeper...but you know that everything will turn out all right in the end.
With a lesser cast, this movie could have been a true disaster. But everyone in this movie is perfectly cast...and Robert DeNiro gives an outstanding performance as the overbearing and ultraprotective dad.
You won't die laughing...but you will get a good laugh when you "Meet The Parents".
Starring - Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, and Owen Wilson. Directed by Jay Roach.
Time - 1 hour, 48 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Language, mild violence, drug and sex related content)
Greg Focker is madly in love with Pam Byrnes. And just as he is preparing to pop the big question...Pam is interrupted by a phone call from her sister. It seems that her sister is getting married...after her fiancee asked her father for permission. Now...Greg must try to win over Pam's father, Jack. But, not only is Jack a set in his ways kind of guy...he's got more than a few secrets up his sleeve. Throw in a well-trained cat, an overachieving ex-fiancee, and several disasters...and this makes for one long weekend.
For the most part, "Meet The Parents" is the classic set-up in comedy. A well-meaning guy tries his hardest to impress his girlfriend's parents...except that everything he tries ends up blowing up in his face. The movie isn't rolling on the floor hilarious...but it does have its amusing moments. You watch cringing as Greg keeps digging his own grave deeper and deeper...but you know that everything will turn out all right in the end.
With a lesser cast, this movie could have been a true disaster. But everyone in this movie is perfectly cast...and Robert DeNiro gives an outstanding performance as the overbearing and ultraprotective dad.
You won't die laughing...but you will get a good laugh when you "Meet The Parents".
Starring - Robert DeNiro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, and Owen Wilson. Directed by Jay Roach.
Time - 1 hour, 48 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Language, mild violence, drug and sex related content)
Review - Streets Of Fire
"Streets Of Fire" is an action/adventure movie, set in "another time, another place."
Ellen Aim is one of the hottest singers around...and she's back in her old hometown to do a benefit concert. Unfortunately, the concert has some uninvited guests...in the form of Raven Shaddock and the Bombers. They kidnap Ellen and cause general havoc in the process. Enter Tom Cody...ex-soldier and Ellen's one-time flame. He's back in town on his sister's request...and after striking a deal with Ellen's manager, Billy Fish, agrees to rescue Ellen. With the aid of fellow former soldier McCoy, the unlikely heroes must head deep into Bomber's territory and then get back out. But even if they succeed...there are other issues that must be resolved.
"Streets Of Fire" follows the old format of the unlikely group of heroes who travels on a quest to rescue the maiden fair...and generally picks up members as the trip continues. While rock-and-roll seems to be the unifying factor in the story, the cars and guns seem to place the movie in an older time. No one ever actually says where the movie takes place...but New York seems to be a likely possibility.
The story in general is a little cliche...and some of the acting seems a little more like over-acting. But, the movie moves along at a good pace...and the characters are entertaining. And...there is some pretty good music in here as well.
An entertaining tale of action and romance with a good 1980's soundtrack..."Streets Of Fire" saves the day.
Starring - Michael Pare, Diane Lane, Willem Dafoe, Rick Moranis, Amy Madigan, Rick Rossovich, and Bill Paxton. Directed by Walter Hill.
Time - 1 hour, 33 minutes. Rated - PG (Violence, language, adult situations)
Ellen Aim is one of the hottest singers around...and she's back in her old hometown to do a benefit concert. Unfortunately, the concert has some uninvited guests...in the form of Raven Shaddock and the Bombers. They kidnap Ellen and cause general havoc in the process. Enter Tom Cody...ex-soldier and Ellen's one-time flame. He's back in town on his sister's request...and after striking a deal with Ellen's manager, Billy Fish, agrees to rescue Ellen. With the aid of fellow former soldier McCoy, the unlikely heroes must head deep into Bomber's territory and then get back out. But even if they succeed...there are other issues that must be resolved.
"Streets Of Fire" follows the old format of the unlikely group of heroes who travels on a quest to rescue the maiden fair...and generally picks up members as the trip continues. While rock-and-roll seems to be the unifying factor in the story, the cars and guns seem to place the movie in an older time. No one ever actually says where the movie takes place...but New York seems to be a likely possibility.
The story in general is a little cliche...and some of the acting seems a little more like over-acting. But, the movie moves along at a good pace...and the characters are entertaining. And...there is some pretty good music in here as well.
An entertaining tale of action and romance with a good 1980's soundtrack..."Streets Of Fire" saves the day.
Starring - Michael Pare, Diane Lane, Willem Dafoe, Rick Moranis, Amy Madigan, Rick Rossovich, and Bill Paxton. Directed by Walter Hill.
Time - 1 hour, 33 minutes. Rated - PG (Violence, language, adult situations)
Review - Grindhouse
"Grindhouse" is a throwback to the old 1970's double-feature exploitation films, which reveled in excessive blood, gore, violence and nudity. Two of Hollywood's most notable rebel directors - Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino - each helm a movie. Directors Eli Roth, Edgar Wright, and Rob Zombie all contribute with a fake movie trailer.
Part one of the double feature is "Planet Terror". A biological weapon unleashed is turning ordinary people into flesh-eating zombies...and a handful of heavily armed survivors must fight them off. Included in this gang of warriors is El Wray (who never misses what he shoots at), Sheriff Hague (who is preoccupied with stealing his brother's barbeque recipe), and Cherry Darling (an ex go-go dancer with a list of useless talents).
Part two is "Death Proof". A group of young women out for a night on the town in Austin, Texas are pursued by Stuntman Mike...a movie stuntman in a tricked-out muscle car. His car is "death proof"...heavily modified by stunt standards to survive unbelievable crashes. He rides around, looking for victims...until one group of women decides to fight back.
"Grindhouse" is not your typical film. The movie has a grainy, beat-up look and feel to it. Add in the old-school special effects (including some of the old-fashioned fake blood), "missing reels" (parts of the movie seemed to have been intentionally left out), and cheesy trailers and credits...and it gives the impression of being a lot older than it really is.
As far as the actual movies themselves..."Planet Terror" wasn't bad. It reminded me a lot of "Dawn Of The Dead", just with more survivors. There are some great gunfights in here, and some pretty amusing lines between various characters. Rose McGowan absolutely steals this movie as Cherry Darling.
"Death Proof" is Tarantino stamped, through and through. There are several cases of characters having quirky conversations and the usual vintage soundtrack. Unlike "Terror", which dives head-first into the blood pool..."Death Proof" takes its time in getting to the gore. And compared to "Terror", there is relatively little. But it does give you one of the best car chase scenes in recent movie history. Kurt Russell gives an interesting turn as the bad guy for a change...and Stuntman Mike could be one of the most creative killers ever on the screen.
All in all..."Grindhouse" is a little on the long side. It would have been interesting to see what they could have done with "Planet Terror" in a typical movie setting...and "Death Proof" takes a little too long to get to the chase (no pun intended). But...as long as you don't set your expectations too high..."Grindhouse" does not disappoint.
Starring - Rose McGowan, Kurt Russell, Michael Biehn, Rosario Dawson, Josh Brolin, Jeff Fahey, Vanessa Ferlito, Stacy Ferguson, Freddy Rodriguez, and Bruce Willis. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.
Time - 3 hours, 11 minutes. Rated - R (Violence/gore, language, adult situations, brief nudity)
Part one of the double feature is "Planet Terror". A biological weapon unleashed is turning ordinary people into flesh-eating zombies...and a handful of heavily armed survivors must fight them off. Included in this gang of warriors is El Wray (who never misses what he shoots at), Sheriff Hague (who is preoccupied with stealing his brother's barbeque recipe), and Cherry Darling (an ex go-go dancer with a list of useless talents).
Part two is "Death Proof". A group of young women out for a night on the town in Austin, Texas are pursued by Stuntman Mike...a movie stuntman in a tricked-out muscle car. His car is "death proof"...heavily modified by stunt standards to survive unbelievable crashes. He rides around, looking for victims...until one group of women decides to fight back.
"Grindhouse" is not your typical film. The movie has a grainy, beat-up look and feel to it. Add in the old-school special effects (including some of the old-fashioned fake blood), "missing reels" (parts of the movie seemed to have been intentionally left out), and cheesy trailers and credits...and it gives the impression of being a lot older than it really is.
As far as the actual movies themselves..."Planet Terror" wasn't bad. It reminded me a lot of "Dawn Of The Dead", just with more survivors. There are some great gunfights in here, and some pretty amusing lines between various characters. Rose McGowan absolutely steals this movie as Cherry Darling.
"Death Proof" is Tarantino stamped, through and through. There are several cases of characters having quirky conversations and the usual vintage soundtrack. Unlike "Terror", which dives head-first into the blood pool..."Death Proof" takes its time in getting to the gore. And compared to "Terror", there is relatively little. But it does give you one of the best car chase scenes in recent movie history. Kurt Russell gives an interesting turn as the bad guy for a change...and Stuntman Mike could be one of the most creative killers ever on the screen.
All in all..."Grindhouse" is a little on the long side. It would have been interesting to see what they could have done with "Planet Terror" in a typical movie setting...and "Death Proof" takes a little too long to get to the chase (no pun intended). But...as long as you don't set your expectations too high..."Grindhouse" does not disappoint.
Starring - Rose McGowan, Kurt Russell, Michael Biehn, Rosario Dawson, Josh Brolin, Jeff Fahey, Vanessa Ferlito, Stacy Ferguson, Freddy Rodriguez, and Bruce Willis. Directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino.
Time - 3 hours, 11 minutes. Rated - R (Violence/gore, language, adult situations, brief nudity)
Monday, April 9, 2007
Three Best Of - Arnold Schwartzenegger
Arnold Schwartzenegger. The action movie icon of the 1980's and 1990's. Let's face it...odds are, you are never going to hear someone say, "And the Academy Award for Best Actor goes to Arnold Schwartzenegger". But, boy...could he make a kick-butt action film.
So, without further adieu...in my humble opinion...the three best movies of Arnold:
1) "The Terminator" (1984). Without a shadow of a doubt, this is the movie that made Arnold a superstar. He was already famous before this movie...but after his first stint as the Terminator, EVERYBODY knew who he was. In the two sequels, Arnold's Terminator became the good guy...but here, Arnold not only played the bad guy...he played it to perfection. The Terminator's straight-ahead, take no prisoners, kill 'em all approach was chilling...and if ever a person was the model of what a cybernetic assassin is supposed to look like, here was the guy.
2) "Twins" (1988). By this point in Arnold's career, he had pretty much made playing a one-man killing machine into an art form. Often times, when an actor goes against what he plays best...it has a tendency to backfire horribly (can anybody say "Rhinestone"?). However, Arnold not only played a comedic role...he played it brilliantly. Seeing the usually stoic and uber-violent Arnold playing a pacifist intellectual was amusing in and of itself...but when you factored in that he was the fraternal twin brother of Danny DeVito...it just kept getting better.
3) "True Lies" (1994). Arnold returned to his roots for this one, playing a secret government agent who leads a double life. In his "other" guise, he is a mild-mannered and quite boring computer tech. Arnold plays the two roles quite well...giving a James Bond turn in one scene, and returning to domestic bliss with Jamie Lee Curtis in the next. The scene where Arnold and Jamie Lee have been captured, and Arnold is drugged with truth serum is quite possibly the best part of the whole movie.
Honorable Mention - "Predator" (1987) and "Eraser" (1996).
Agree? Disagree? Don't keep it to yourself!
So, without further adieu...in my humble opinion...the three best movies of Arnold:
1) "The Terminator" (1984). Without a shadow of a doubt, this is the movie that made Arnold a superstar. He was already famous before this movie...but after his first stint as the Terminator, EVERYBODY knew who he was. In the two sequels, Arnold's Terminator became the good guy...but here, Arnold not only played the bad guy...he played it to perfection. The Terminator's straight-ahead, take no prisoners, kill 'em all approach was chilling...and if ever a person was the model of what a cybernetic assassin is supposed to look like, here was the guy.
2) "Twins" (1988). By this point in Arnold's career, he had pretty much made playing a one-man killing machine into an art form. Often times, when an actor goes against what he plays best...it has a tendency to backfire horribly (can anybody say "Rhinestone"?). However, Arnold not only played a comedic role...he played it brilliantly. Seeing the usually stoic and uber-violent Arnold playing a pacifist intellectual was amusing in and of itself...but when you factored in that he was the fraternal twin brother of Danny DeVito...it just kept getting better.
3) "True Lies" (1994). Arnold returned to his roots for this one, playing a secret government agent who leads a double life. In his "other" guise, he is a mild-mannered and quite boring computer tech. Arnold plays the two roles quite well...giving a James Bond turn in one scene, and returning to domestic bliss with Jamie Lee Curtis in the next. The scene where Arnold and Jamie Lee have been captured, and Arnold is drugged with truth serum is quite possibly the best part of the whole movie.
Honorable Mention - "Predator" (1987) and "Eraser" (1996).
Agree? Disagree? Don't keep it to yourself!
My Two Cents - Really Bad Movies
Have you ever noticed that there are certain things in life that just stick out? Like, for example...a REALLY bad movie?
We all remember the great movies. The ones that we talk about endlessly. The ones that when we merely mention it around friends, you can see their eyes glazing over...because they know they have at least two hours of misery awaiting them. But, we also remember the bad ones too. Especially the big bombs.
Now...every now and again...there is a movie that is so bad, it's actually kind of good. I have to admit, I didn't think "Showgirls" was as bad as everyone made it out to be. Granted, you are never going to see that on any classics list...but it wasn't THAT bad.
And then...there are the true bombs. I'm talking Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, and Elvis couldn't save this picture. Movies so freaking bad, you couldn't even finish watching it. For example..."In Dreams", with Annette Bening and Robert Downey Jr. I made it about half an hour into the movie...and quit. All the while, I was shaking my head in disgust that I wasted thirty minutes of my life and three bucks renting that stink bomb.
So...what do you all have to add? Got a movie that you disowned someone over? Ever left a movie theater and asked for your money back? Let's hear about them...
We all remember the great movies. The ones that we talk about endlessly. The ones that when we merely mention it around friends, you can see their eyes glazing over...because they know they have at least two hours of misery awaiting them. But, we also remember the bad ones too. Especially the big bombs.
Now...every now and again...there is a movie that is so bad, it's actually kind of good. I have to admit, I didn't think "Showgirls" was as bad as everyone made it out to be. Granted, you are never going to see that on any classics list...but it wasn't THAT bad.
And then...there are the true bombs. I'm talking Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, and Elvis couldn't save this picture. Movies so freaking bad, you couldn't even finish watching it. For example..."In Dreams", with Annette Bening and Robert Downey Jr. I made it about half an hour into the movie...and quit. All the while, I was shaking my head in disgust that I wasted thirty minutes of my life and three bucks renting that stink bomb.
So...what do you all have to add? Got a movie that you disowned someone over? Ever left a movie theater and asked for your money back? Let's hear about them...
Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
"Star Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back" is the second movie of the original "Star Wars" trilogy, and the fifth overall.
The Rebellion's celebration of the destruction of the Death Star is short-lived. The Galactic Empire is pursuing them all over the galaxy...driven by Lord Darth Vader's obsession with finding Luke Skywalker. While hiding out on the polar planet Hoth, Luke has a vision of Obi-Wan Kenobi...who tells him to seek out the Jedi Master Yoda. While Luke travels to Dagobah to learn the ways of the Force, his friends have their hands full. Han Solo, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and C-3PO are being relentlessly chased by the Empire...and the Millenium Falcon keeps breaking down on them. Add a group of bounty hunters, a city in the clouds, and a shocking secret revealed...will this spell the end of the Rebellion?
Many (yours truly included) consider "Empire" to be the best of the original trilogy...and quite possibly the best of the entire series. This is a much darker tale than most of the rest of the saga (with the possible exception of "Revenge Of The Sith"). While there are some spectacular action sequences (the chase between four TIE Fighters and the Millenium Falcon through an asteroid field is especially thrilling), there are not as many as in some of the other movies of the series. You do, however, have the first exceptional lightsaber fight...between Darth Vader and Luke.
It is the interaction between the characters that truly makes this movie special. The banter between Han Solo and Leia is especially amusing...watching as their love/hate relationship continues to grow. Another great interaction takes place between Luke and Yoda...as we watch him attempting to become a Jedi Knight like his father before him.
The last half hour of this movie contains quite possibly the biggest shock in movie history. Even watching it for the eighty-fifth time...you still get chills.
For an awesome sci-fi classic...and the best of the "Star Wars" series..."Empire Strikes Back" is the one.
Starring - Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Billy Dee Williams, Kenny Baker, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, David Prowse, and Frank Oz. Directed by Irvin Kershner.
Time - 2 hours, 7 minutes. Rated - PG (Sci-fi violence)
The Rebellion's celebration of the destruction of the Death Star is short-lived. The Galactic Empire is pursuing them all over the galaxy...driven by Lord Darth Vader's obsession with finding Luke Skywalker. While hiding out on the polar planet Hoth, Luke has a vision of Obi-Wan Kenobi...who tells him to seek out the Jedi Master Yoda. While Luke travels to Dagobah to learn the ways of the Force, his friends have their hands full. Han Solo, Princess Leia, Chewbacca, and C-3PO are being relentlessly chased by the Empire...and the Millenium Falcon keeps breaking down on them. Add a group of bounty hunters, a city in the clouds, and a shocking secret revealed...will this spell the end of the Rebellion?
Many (yours truly included) consider "Empire" to be the best of the original trilogy...and quite possibly the best of the entire series. This is a much darker tale than most of the rest of the saga (with the possible exception of "Revenge Of The Sith"). While there are some spectacular action sequences (the chase between four TIE Fighters and the Millenium Falcon through an asteroid field is especially thrilling), there are not as many as in some of the other movies of the series. You do, however, have the first exceptional lightsaber fight...between Darth Vader and Luke.
It is the interaction between the characters that truly makes this movie special. The banter between Han Solo and Leia is especially amusing...watching as their love/hate relationship continues to grow. Another great interaction takes place between Luke and Yoda...as we watch him attempting to become a Jedi Knight like his father before him.
The last half hour of this movie contains quite possibly the biggest shock in movie history. Even watching it for the eighty-fifth time...you still get chills.
For an awesome sci-fi classic...and the best of the "Star Wars" series..."Empire Strikes Back" is the one.
Starring - Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Harrison Ford, Billy Dee Williams, Kenny Baker, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, David Prowse, and Frank Oz. Directed by Irvin Kershner.
Time - 2 hours, 7 minutes. Rated - PG (Sci-fi violence)
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Review - The Covenant
"The Covenant" is a horror/thriller, featuring a young cast of mostly unknown actors and actresses. It is based on a graphic novel by Aron Coleite and Tone Rodriquez.
Caleb, Pogue, Tyler, and Reid are best of friends...almost like brothers. They attend a well-to-do private school in New England, and seem to have it all. As a matter of fact...they not only seem to have it all, they may have more than others think. The four boys are descendants of four families who all survived the Salem witch hunts...and they have inherited incredible power. But when someone is using their power to haunt them...can they find out who...and more importantly...why?
This movie was a lot better than I thought it might have been. The plot is pretty simple...four teens with amazing powers suddenly find a problem in their otherwise perfect lives. For a cast of virtual unknowns, they turn in a surprisingly good performance. The four "Sons Of Ipswich" are especially entertaining. The special effects are good, but the movie doesn't completely rely on them to tell the whole story. And as is always the case in a story such as this...they leave the ending ripe for a sequel.
All in all, "The Covenant" is worth scaring up for a good time.
Starring - Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Taylor Kitsch, and Chace Crawford. Directed by Renny Harlin.
Time - 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, disturbing images, partial nudity, language)
Caleb, Pogue, Tyler, and Reid are best of friends...almost like brothers. They attend a well-to-do private school in New England, and seem to have it all. As a matter of fact...they not only seem to have it all, they may have more than others think. The four boys are descendants of four families who all survived the Salem witch hunts...and they have inherited incredible power. But when someone is using their power to haunt them...can they find out who...and more importantly...why?
This movie was a lot better than I thought it might have been. The plot is pretty simple...four teens with amazing powers suddenly find a problem in their otherwise perfect lives. For a cast of virtual unknowns, they turn in a surprisingly good performance. The four "Sons Of Ipswich" are especially entertaining. The special effects are good, but the movie doesn't completely rely on them to tell the whole story. And as is always the case in a story such as this...they leave the ending ripe for a sequel.
All in all, "The Covenant" is worth scaring up for a good time.
Starring - Steven Strait, Laura Ramsey, Sebastian Stan, Taylor Kitsch, and Chace Crawford. Directed by Renny Harlin.
Time - 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, disturbing images, partial nudity, language)
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Review - Resident Evil
"Resident Evil" is a horror/action movie based on the popular video game series of the same title.
In the beginning of the movie, we are shown a top-secret lab facility. Someone has just stolen an experimental virus...but not before releasing a sample into the lab. Knowing the threat it represents, the computer system that monitors the lab locks it down and kills everyone inside. We then meet Alice...a young woman in a large mansion. The only problem is...Alice can't remember who she is or why she is there. Or why there are automatic weapons in her underwear drawer. When a mysterious stranger and a special forces unit show up...they take Alice with them into the Hive...but who will make it out alive?
Movies based on video games seem to run in the same circle as movies based on comic books. They are either spectacular (such as Mortal Kombat) or absolutely dreadful (Bloodrayne). Thankfully, "Resident Evil" ranks closer to spectacular. The action sequences are incredible and hard-hitting. One of the most entertaining parts of the movie is watching as Alice slowly remembers who she is...and more importantly, what she is. Her returning memory also gradually fills in holes in the plot...just at opportune moments, usually.
Loads of fun to watch and an entertaining entry of the horror/action genre..."Resident Evil" is a good play.
Starring - Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy, and Colin Salmon. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
Time - 1 hour, 40 minutes. Rated - R (Violence/gore, language, sexuality/nudity)
In the beginning of the movie, we are shown a top-secret lab facility. Someone has just stolen an experimental virus...but not before releasing a sample into the lab. Knowing the threat it represents, the computer system that monitors the lab locks it down and kills everyone inside. We then meet Alice...a young woman in a large mansion. The only problem is...Alice can't remember who she is or why she is there. Or why there are automatic weapons in her underwear drawer. When a mysterious stranger and a special forces unit show up...they take Alice with them into the Hive...but who will make it out alive?
Movies based on video games seem to run in the same circle as movies based on comic books. They are either spectacular (such as Mortal Kombat) or absolutely dreadful (Bloodrayne). Thankfully, "Resident Evil" ranks closer to spectacular. The action sequences are incredible and hard-hitting. One of the most entertaining parts of the movie is watching as Alice slowly remembers who she is...and more importantly, what she is. Her returning memory also gradually fills in holes in the plot...just at opportune moments, usually.
Loads of fun to watch and an entertaining entry of the horror/action genre..."Resident Evil" is a good play.
Starring - Milla Jovovich, Michelle Rodriguez, Eric Mabius, James Purefoy, and Colin Salmon. Directed by Paul W.S. Anderson.
Time - 1 hour, 40 minutes. Rated - R (Violence/gore, language, sexuality/nudity)
Review - Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
"Dawn Of The Dead" is the second in George A. Romero's "Living Dead" movies.
The zombie epidemic which started in "Night Of The Living Dead" has spread rapidly. Major cities are becoming graveyards...and unfortunately, the bodies are wandering around. A newspaper reporter, her helicopter pilot boyfriend, and two SWAT officers decide to take a news chopper and try to find somewhere less populated by ghouls. They take up residence inside a large shopping mall...close the place off and clean out the "inhabitants". But soon, their paradise is threatened by another source - a gang of all-too human looters.
While this one was in color (where the original "Living Dead" was black and white), this is still a pretty low-budget film. The special effects are pretty cheesy by today's standards. It is interesting to imagine what it would be like to live inside a shopping mall (a mall that includes a grocery store and a gun store...but hey, it is a movie).
It is also interesting to watch apparently how easily the world we know and love can unravel. These are people who had jobs, lives, friends...and now, their only instinct is survival. Romero also gives a sly commentary on our obsession with material possessions. The characters living inside the mall wear designer label clothing, expensive jewelry, and play poker with money they took from the bank inside the mall. One character becomes enraged when the looter gang breaks into "their" mall.
An excellent horror movie with a subtle social message...when there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the earth. "Dawn Of The Dead" is an excellent sequel.
Starring - Ken Foree, David Emge, Gaylen Ross, Scott H. Reiniger and Tom Savini. Directed by George A. Romero.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, horror gore)
The zombie epidemic which started in "Night Of The Living Dead" has spread rapidly. Major cities are becoming graveyards...and unfortunately, the bodies are wandering around. A newspaper reporter, her helicopter pilot boyfriend, and two SWAT officers decide to take a news chopper and try to find somewhere less populated by ghouls. They take up residence inside a large shopping mall...close the place off and clean out the "inhabitants". But soon, their paradise is threatened by another source - a gang of all-too human looters.
While this one was in color (where the original "Living Dead" was black and white), this is still a pretty low-budget film. The special effects are pretty cheesy by today's standards. It is interesting to imagine what it would be like to live inside a shopping mall (a mall that includes a grocery store and a gun store...but hey, it is a movie).
It is also interesting to watch apparently how easily the world we know and love can unravel. These are people who had jobs, lives, friends...and now, their only instinct is survival. Romero also gives a sly commentary on our obsession with material possessions. The characters living inside the mall wear designer label clothing, expensive jewelry, and play poker with money they took from the bank inside the mall. One character becomes enraged when the looter gang breaks into "their" mall.
An excellent horror movie with a subtle social message...when there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the earth. "Dawn Of The Dead" is an excellent sequel.
Starring - Ken Foree, David Emge, Gaylen Ross, Scott H. Reiniger and Tom Savini. Directed by George A. Romero.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, horror gore)
Review - The Toxic Avenger
"The Toxic Avenger" is probably the ultimate example of a B movie. It's a science-fiction/action movie, which has become a long-running series.
Melvin Junko is the prototypical nerd - a skinny janitor at a health club in Tromaville, New Jersey (the Toxic Waste Capital Of The World). Insulted and bullied, one day after a particularly cruel prank, he jumps out a window into a barrel of toxic waste. Melvin is transformed into The Toxic Avenger...a monstrous, hulking creature who sets out to clean up the town of all bad guys.
Oscar material, this ain't, folks. This is about as low-budget and low-brow as you are going to get. The best way I can adequately sum it up is...it's so bad, it's almost good. Almost. The majority of the movie is gore, topless women, and more gore.
If you watch this movie...about the main reason you're doing it is so you can say you did.
Starring - Andree Maranda, Mitch Cohen, Mark Torgl, Pat Ryan, and Jennifer Prichard. Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz.
Time - 1 hour, 27 minutes. Rated - Unrated (Violence, language, nudity, adult situations)
Melvin Junko is the prototypical nerd - a skinny janitor at a health club in Tromaville, New Jersey (the Toxic Waste Capital Of The World). Insulted and bullied, one day after a particularly cruel prank, he jumps out a window into a barrel of toxic waste. Melvin is transformed into The Toxic Avenger...a monstrous, hulking creature who sets out to clean up the town of all bad guys.
Oscar material, this ain't, folks. This is about as low-budget and low-brow as you are going to get. The best way I can adequately sum it up is...it's so bad, it's almost good. Almost. The majority of the movie is gore, topless women, and more gore.
If you watch this movie...about the main reason you're doing it is so you can say you did.
Starring - Andree Maranda, Mitch Cohen, Mark Torgl, Pat Ryan, and Jennifer Prichard. Directed by Lloyd Kaufman and Michael Herz.
Time - 1 hour, 27 minutes. Rated - Unrated (Violence, language, nudity, adult situations)
Review - A Knight's Tale
"A Knight's Tale" is a semi-historical action film, which takes medieval jousting and turns it into something between professional sports and a rock concert.
When his knight dies before a joust, young William does the unthinkable and takes his place. This is because only men of noble blood are allowed to joust...and William is most certainly not. However...he wins, and this encourages him to try to get better. With the aid of his fellow squires Roland and Wat, he begins to train and heads off to enter another tournament. On the way, they encounter a naked man wandering down the road. He introduces himself as Geoffrey Chaucer, and also informs them that the tournament requires proof of nobility...which he is adept at forging. With a new identity as "Sir Ulrich von Lichenstein of Gelderland", William quickly becomes the rising star of the jousting world. Along the way, he encounters an undefeated jouster, the heir to the throne of England, and an enchanting young lady. Can William realize his dream and become champion? Or will his past catch up to him?
Historical movies with jousts and sword fights are nothing new. Historical movies with jousts and sword fights set to songs such as Queen's "We Will Rock You" and BTO's "Taking Care Of Business" is something new. "Knight's Tale" tells its story with a sly wink...and the main reason it works is simply because it never takes itself too seriously. The jousting sequences are unbelievable...and the blows taken by the jousters will make you wince. The sub-plot involving William and Jocelyn is a little tedious...but not unbearable. And as with most sport-related movies, you can tell how this movie will end halfway through. But it is still a pretty entertaining film...provided you realize what you're sitting down to watch.
"A Knight's Tale"...ye shall truly enjoy it, if a good time is what ye seek.
Starring - Heath Ledger, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Paul Bettany, and James Purefoy. Directed by Brian Helgeland.
Time - 2 hours, 12 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, brief nudity, mild language)
When his knight dies before a joust, young William does the unthinkable and takes his place. This is because only men of noble blood are allowed to joust...and William is most certainly not. However...he wins, and this encourages him to try to get better. With the aid of his fellow squires Roland and Wat, he begins to train and heads off to enter another tournament. On the way, they encounter a naked man wandering down the road. He introduces himself as Geoffrey Chaucer, and also informs them that the tournament requires proof of nobility...which he is adept at forging. With a new identity as "Sir Ulrich von Lichenstein of Gelderland", William quickly becomes the rising star of the jousting world. Along the way, he encounters an undefeated jouster, the heir to the throne of England, and an enchanting young lady. Can William realize his dream and become champion? Or will his past catch up to him?
Historical movies with jousts and sword fights are nothing new. Historical movies with jousts and sword fights set to songs such as Queen's "We Will Rock You" and BTO's "Taking Care Of Business" is something new. "Knight's Tale" tells its story with a sly wink...and the main reason it works is simply because it never takes itself too seriously. The jousting sequences are unbelievable...and the blows taken by the jousters will make you wince. The sub-plot involving William and Jocelyn is a little tedious...but not unbearable. And as with most sport-related movies, you can tell how this movie will end halfway through. But it is still a pretty entertaining film...provided you realize what you're sitting down to watch.
"A Knight's Tale"...ye shall truly enjoy it, if a good time is what ye seek.
Starring - Heath Ledger, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Paul Bettany, and James Purefoy. Directed by Brian Helgeland.
Time - 2 hours, 12 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, brief nudity, mild language)
Review - Infamous
"Infamous" is a drama, based on the novel by George Plimpton called "Truman Capote: In Which Various Friends, Enemies, Acquaintances, and Detractors Recall His Turbulent Career".
The movie itself centers around Truman Capote, the well-known writer. Capote reads a small blurb in the newspaper about the gruesome murders of an entire small-town Kansas family. With the aid of fellow writer and longtime friend Nelle Harper Lee (the author of "To Kill A Mockingbird"), Capote travels to Kansas to uncover the story. At first, his bizarre big-city ways alienate him from the Midwestern crowd...but slowly, he works his way in. When the killers are caught, he goes to get their sides of the story. He has little trouble with young Dick Hickock...but enigmatic Perry Smith proves something of a challenge.
The movie itself is something of a historical drama. However, it also goes between segments where people from Capote's life (friends, lovers, fellow writers) discuss him. The movie didn't move along particularly well. Some of the parts seemed thrown in just for the heck of it. The section where Capote visited Perry Smith in prison seemed especially long, and some of the parts of it didn't seem to fit in to the overall story. There are some disturbing moments to this movie, including the execution of the Clutter family and a few unsettling moments in prison as well.
All in all, "Infamous" isn't a terrible movie. Slightly on the long side, and it does tend to drag at points. However, some terrific performances make it worth a look.
Starring - Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Sigourney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Daniel Craig, Jeff Daniels, and Peter Bogdanovich. Directed by Douglas McGrath.
Time - 1 hour, 50 minutes. Rated - R (Language, violence, sexuality)
The movie itself centers around Truman Capote, the well-known writer. Capote reads a small blurb in the newspaper about the gruesome murders of an entire small-town Kansas family. With the aid of fellow writer and longtime friend Nelle Harper Lee (the author of "To Kill A Mockingbird"), Capote travels to Kansas to uncover the story. At first, his bizarre big-city ways alienate him from the Midwestern crowd...but slowly, he works his way in. When the killers are caught, he goes to get their sides of the story. He has little trouble with young Dick Hickock...but enigmatic Perry Smith proves something of a challenge.
The movie itself is something of a historical drama. However, it also goes between segments where people from Capote's life (friends, lovers, fellow writers) discuss him. The movie didn't move along particularly well. Some of the parts seemed thrown in just for the heck of it. The section where Capote visited Perry Smith in prison seemed especially long, and some of the parts of it didn't seem to fit in to the overall story. There are some disturbing moments to this movie, including the execution of the Clutter family and a few unsettling moments in prison as well.
All in all, "Infamous" isn't a terrible movie. Slightly on the long side, and it does tend to drag at points. However, some terrific performances make it worth a look.
Starring - Toby Jones, Sandra Bullock, Sigourney Weaver, Gwyneth Paltrow, Daniel Craig, Jeff Daniels, and Peter Bogdanovich. Directed by Douglas McGrath.
Time - 1 hour, 50 minutes. Rated - R (Language, violence, sexuality)
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