Unless you've lived under a rock for the last several years, odds are you know who Jeff Foxworthy is. A stand-up comedian of some dubious talent...Foxworthy is best known for his jokes about whether or not you qualify as a redneck. Well...that's all well and good. But, this blog does not wish to know such things. What concerns me is whether or not you might be a movie fanatic. So...without further adieu...a little test to determine whether or not you are, indeed...a movie fanatic.
If you ever got a job at a movie theater for the free tickets...you might be a movie fanatic.
If your home theater system cost more than the car you are driving...you might be a movie fanatic.
If a friend, family member, or co-worker wonders aloud if a movie is any good, and the first thing anybody says is, "Ask so-and-so"...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you compare movies with other movies...you might be a movie fanatic.
If upon returning from the restroom or concession stand, you have asked a total stranger what happened during the movie...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you have ever planned an entire day around a movie...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you quote movies that nobody else has ever heard of...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you don't go to Blockbuster Video because you've seen everything they have...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you go missing, and the first place anybody looks for you is a movie theater...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you have lost count how many movies you have seen...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you can tell the difference between movie theater popcorn by blindfolded taste...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you've ever spent an entire day inside a movie theater...and don't work there...you might be a movie fanatic.
If you've been nodding for the majority of this list...sorry, you're a movie fanatic.
But that's just my opinion...
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