Friday, March 30, 2007

Review - Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope

"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
And with that simple phrase began one of the greatest sagas in motion picture history. We were introduced to a universe of heroes and villains...of robots and pirates...and most importantly, of the Force. "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope", or as most refer to it, "Star Wars", has become one of the classic examples of science-fiction fantasy. The movie was nominated for ten Academy Awards (including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Supporting Actor), and won six Oscars. It is the second highest-grossing movie in United States box office history (only "Titanic" made more money at the theaters), having made over $460 million dollars.
The story revolves around two robots, C-3PO and R2-D2, who have been given a private and urgent message from Princess Leia Organa, a Galactic Senator from the planet Alderaan. They must locate Obi-Wan Kenobi, a former Jedi Knight...and possibly the only hope for the galaxy. Pursuing the droids and the Princess is the evil Galactic Empire...and its horrifying hunter, Lord Darth Vader...a master of the Dark Side of the Force. The droids come into the possession of a family of farmers on the remote desert planet of Tatooine, and most notably young Luke Skywalker. Luke and the droids find Obi-Wan...but in the process, Luke's aunt and uncle are murdered by the Empire's Stormtroopers. With no reason to stay on Tatooine, Luke and the droids follow Kenobi to Mos Eisley, a space port filled with smugglers and criminals. Seeking a transport vessel to Alderaan, they find Captain Han Solo, a seasoned smuggler and his co-pilot, Chewbacca, a seven-foot tall Wookie. The motley crew takes off...only to be pursued by the Empire. Can they deliver the message in time?
What made "Star Wars" so fascinating...and the reason it still holds such great fascination...is the simplicity of the story. It is a fairy tale, pure and simple. You have monsters, sorcerers, a princess, a young hero. A small force for good fighting an impossible battle against a vastly superior evil army. And yet...George Lucas weaves such an intricate and wonderful tale, you can't help but to be swept along with it. It reminds you of the old cliffhanger serials of the early days of movies. There are shocks...twists...turns...situations you think the heroes cannot possibly escape. And it keeps you twisting on the edge of your seat until the final frame rolls.
Another strong point for the movie is that it literally has something for everyone. There is the obvious science-fiction tie-in. There is action, romance, laughs, drama, scares, and magic. This movie holds just as much magic for me as the first time I saw it, many years ago.
There are movies that are called classics. And there are the very rare few that deserve the title. "Star Wars" is one of the rare few.
Starring - Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Peter Cushing, Sir Alec Guiness, Peter Mayhew, David Prowse, Kenny Baker, Anthony Daniels, and James Earl Jones. Directed by George Lucas.
Time - 2 hours, 5 minutes. Rated - PG (Science-fiction violence, mild language)

My Two Cents - Movie Watching Essentials

Everyone watches a movie differently. Some people like to sit all the way in the back...others prefer the front row. Some like the aisle seats...some right in the middle of the row. Popcorn, soda, candy, nachos...some or all of the above...and some just prefer to smuggle their own refreshments in from the outside. So, here's the way I prefer to see a movie:
Where to sit...I prefer a back corner. In the old days, you needed to sit towards the center of the theater to hear it best. However, in today's world of digital surround sound, seating placement is pretty much an irrelevant point. The advantage to me of sitting in the back row is that you don't have to worry about anybody sitting behind you to bother you. And unless a person in front of me is about eight feet tall sitting down, I have nothing to worry about there, either.
Refreshments. A general "must-have" for movie viewing. However, nobody is enthused about paying $9.50 for a bag of popcorn and a soda. If I have the time, I generally prefer to smuggle my own refreshment in to the theater. Besides...not many theaters serve my beverage of choice (Mountain Dew...what were you thinking?). There are rare examples here and there (in my area, the Showcase Cinemas serve Pepsi products). If I do smuggle something in, I seem to lean towards either Burger King or Chik-Fil-A. No particular reason...just the way I roll. If I'm feeling saucy and decide to splurge on the over-priced movie theater food...I'll go with popcorn (just plain...I have no desire to coat my fingers in greasy fake butter) and a drink (Mountain Dew if it's an option, root beer if it's available, Coke if I must). At home, my refreshments of choice are Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter popcorn (or home-popped, depending on the mood), Mountain Dew, and peanut M&M's.
Another big preference becomes when to go to the theater. The local theaters here have bargain Tuesdays ($5 for any show, all day long). They also have bargain matinees on other days of the week...but that will still run you around $6.50 a ticket. I have Wednesdays and Thursdays off...so those usually work best, but if I get off work early enough...I have no problem with going to a later show on Tuesday night.
So...Tuesday night. Save me the back corner seat...and if I'm wearing a big coat with a lot of pockets...you know what I brought.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Review - The Pelican Brief

"The Pelican Brief" is a political thriller/drama, based on the best-selling novel by author John Grisham.
Two United States Supreme Court Justices have been murdered. At Tulane University, a young law student named Darby Shaw has just finished a paper. She believes that she knows the reason why the two Justices with seemingly nothing in common have both been killed. Her paper quickly finds its way up the levels of power...and the young woman is now seen as a threat. One that must be neutralized quickly. On the run, Darby's only ally is a dogged newspaper reporter named Gray Grantham. Together, they must validate Darby's story...and try to stay alive.
There are some writers whose material, no matter how good it might be, never translates well to the big screen (Stephen King comes immediately to mind). John Grisham seems to be one of the few writers whose novels make successful movies. "Pelican Brief" is no exception. The story follows the novel closely, which always helps. The acting is superb, with a great cast. Even if you have read the book first (which I did), the movie does not disappoint.
For an excellent drama, or for any fan of John Grisham..."The Pelican Brief" is a great choice.
Starring - Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington, Sam Shepard, John Lithgow, Stanley Tucci, Hume Cronyn, and Tony Goldwyn. Directed by Alan J. Pakula.
Time - 2 hours, 21 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, some sensuality)

Review - Reservoir Dogs

"Reservoir Dogs" is a hard-edged crime drama, and a powerful ensemble character piece.
Six career criminals are gathered by crime boss Joe Cabot to pull a job - a jewel heist. The men know nothing about each other...not even their names. They are given new names by Cabot...to prevent them from learning anything about each other. The job goes extremely wrong. Some of the gang are killed...some are wounded...some are missing. And the ones who made it out alive now only have one question - What went wrong? Slowly, they begin to theorize that one of their group is an undercover cop...but who?
Quentin Tarantino is know well-known for his extremely visual and unorthodox style of filmmaking. "Reservoir Dogs" was the first widely distributed example of his vision. This is not a movie for the faint of heart. Tarantino has no bones about spilling blood and does so with relish. But everything he places in a movie has its place...even the things that you barely even notice. This movie did not have a huge budget...but between Tarantino's style of directing, an excellent story, and a great cast of characters...it comes out as a success.
The strength of any of Tarantino's movies are the chemistry between the actors. And "Reservoir Dogs" is a great example of that. He seems to have the ability to pick the perfect person for a role...and gets the best performance out of that actor.
As I pointed out earlier, this is not a movie for everyone. But anyone looking for a hard-nosed crime drama that isn't afraid to get its hands dirty, "Reservoir Dogs" will deliver.
Starring - Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Chris Penn, and Steve Buscemi. Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Time - 1 hour, 39 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language)

Review - Ghost World

"Ghost World" is a dark comedy/teen drama, based on a comic book series by Daniel Clowes.
Best friends Enid and Rebecca have just graduated high school. The pair of disinterested slackers plan to move into an apartment together, provided they can find jobs and Enid can finish a summer-school art class she needs to graduate. While hanging out one day, they look through the want-ads and find a particularly depressing one. They call the number to play a vicious prank on the placer of the ad. When the pair follow the man to his home, Enid actually begins to care for someone other than herself...and her whole world begins to quickly unravel as a result.
This is a different movie. Enid and Rebecca are quite possibly the most foul-mouthed individuals you will ever meet...and it seems as if all they care about are themselves. At first glance, you wonder how you can ever truly care about such a couple. However, by an excellent script and wonderful performances by the actresses playing the pair, you truly begin to side with them. Thora Birch delivers an especially strong turn as Enid, who goes through a great deal of soul-searching and personal change as the movie progresses. And the always entertaining Steve Buscemi turns in an outstanding performance as a wise and world-wearied record collector.
Granted, not everyone will get this movie. There is very little in the way of action, and it is the dialogue between the characters that keeps this movie moving forward. But, if you are interested in a unique dark comedy, "Ghost World" is the place for you.
Starring - Thora Birch, Scarlett Johansson, Brad Renfro, Illeana Douglas and Steve Buscemi. Directed by Terry Zwigoff.
Time - 1 hour, 51 minutes. Rated - R (Language, sexual content, mild violence)

Review - The Departed

"The Departed" is a crime drama with heavy doses of suspense and thrills. It is based on parts from a trilogy of Hong Kong pictures, "Mou gaan dou" (Infernal Affairs). The movie was nominated for five Academy Awards, and won four (including Best Picture and Best Director).
The movie focuses on Boston crime lord Frank Costello. He has been the head of the Irish Mob for as long as anyone can remember...and he rules his neighborhood with an iron fist. At the same time, two young men graduate from the Massachusetts State Police. Colin Sullivan is top of his class, an intelligent and well-spoken go-getter who is fast tracked into a joint task force with the FBI. Billy Costigan Jr. is arrested for assault and battery, thrown off the force, and finds himself back on the tough streets of South Boston where he grew up. Eventually, he finds a home within Costello's organization. Both men soon learn that there is an informant amongst their own people...a man from Costello's group inside the police, and a man from the police inside Costello's gang. The question becomes: Who will find their rat first?
This is flat-out an excellent picture. The A-list all-star cast delivers top-notch performances. It amazed me that out of all the incredible people playing in this movie, only Mark Wahlberg (playing an acid-tongued police supervisor with the Special Investigations Unit) received an Academy Award nomination in the acting categories. The characters move the story, which weaves an intricate web of lies and blood. The story is interesting enough...how both sides of the law could place one of their own within the others' ranks...and how they could use it to their advantage.
One of the truest signs of a great movie is when you can feel something for even the slimiest character. Frank Costello is a low-life criminal...a drug dealer and a murderer. But at the same time, he looks out for people in his neighborhood and remembers even the slightest detail about someone's family. There are times when you actually see him as just a regular person. That is a tough thing to do...but a talented actor, a good story, and a great director pull it all off with ease.
This is not a short movie by any stretch...and it does leave you with a couple of questions at the end. But all in all, this is a spot-on movie.
"The Departed" - Great actors, great story, great directing = Great picture.
Starring - Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen, Mark Wahlberg, Alec Baldwin, and Anthony Anderson. Directed by Martin Scorsese.
Time - 2 hours, 31 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations, drug use)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Review - The Descent

"The Descent" is a psychological thriller/horror movie, which explores just how far someone will go to stay alive.
Adventure seeking friends Sarah, Beth, and Juno have just finished a wild white-water rapid rafting trip...observed by Sarah's husband Paul and their daughter, Jessica. When a tragic car accident takes Paul and Jessica's lives, Sarah goes into a deep depression. Some time later, the girls and a couple of other friends meet up to go spelunking. They head down into a cave system...but when the tunnel collapses, they find themselves trapped inside. Forced deeper into the tunnels...they soon discover...they are not alone in the dark...
A lot of horror movies are undone by the simplest fact in the book: They try to get too creative. Sometimes, simplest is best...and "The Descent" uses this to its advantage. You have a small group...a small setting...darkness...and you have no idea when to expect something to happen. It is impossible not to feel the plight of the trapped characters, and you root for their escape, even if you know it may not happen. The movie takes on a darker side as it progresses....and after the cave-in, you cannot imagine how the movie will turn out. But you will be shocked when you see how it does.
What I found most impressive was the psychological aspect of the film. As I pointed out earlier, this is a simple movie. But it uses what it has to great effect. There are some truly brutal moments that occur...and every one of them has a consequence.
For an excellent horror film with strong psychological underpinnings, "The Descent" is one not to miss.
Starring - Shauna MacDonald, Natalie Mendoza, Alex Reid, Saskia Mulder, MyAnna Buring, and Nora-Jane Noone. Directed by Neil Marshall.
Time - 1 hour, 39 minutes. Rated - R (Horror violence/gore, language)

Review - The Marine

"The Marine" is an action/adventure movie of the truest sense...in that you need absolutely no thinking at all to enjoy it.
John Triton is a member of the Marine Special Forces...and in the beginning of the movie, we see him stage a daring rescue of captured US soldiers. Unfortunately, he violated orders doing so...and is discharged from the only life he has ever known. He returns home to his lovely wife Kate, and attempts to re-enter civilian life. After an unsuccessful first day in a "normal" job, the pair decides to take a vacation. As they leave, their paths cross with a gang of jewel thieves...who have just pulled off a violent daylight heist. With their own car disabled...they take John's...and Kate along with it. Now...John must call on his training to save his wife...by any means necessary.
This is a WWE movie...and that ought to tell you everything you need to know right there. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand this movie...and it probably helps you more if you aren't. This is a pure-and-simple action movie - shoot or blow up everything in sight...and beat the stuffing out of everyone. Professional wrestler John Cena gives a decent performance in the movie...obviously capable of the action sequences, and with just enough charisma to keep you interested when he isn't shooting or fighting. So long as you don't take the movie too seriously (which it seems like no one involved did), this is a good and entertaining film.
If you're looking for explosions, gunfights, butt-kicking and good old general action movie mayhem, "The Marine" gives you all that and then some.
Starring - John Cena, Robert Patrick, Kelly Carlson, Anthony Ray Parker, and Jerome Ehlers. Directed by John Bonito.
Time - 1 hour, 33 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, some sensuality)

Review - The Sentinel

"The Sentinel" is an action/drama, based on the novel of the same title by Gerald Petievich.
Pete Garrison is a highly decorated and honored Secret Service agent. Currently, he is assigned as the bodyguard for the First Lady...and he is nearing his retirement. Then, his world is turned upside down...as he is accused of being a mole inside the Service. Now, not only is he being accused of attempting to assassinate the President...he is being pursued by a dogged FBI Agent with a personal grudge. Garrison must clear his name and stop the real assassin from completing his mission.
Even by action movie standards, the plot of this movie is slightly far-fetched. In the hands of a lesser group of actors, this could have been a real bomb. However, the very talented cast pulls it off. There is a edge-of-your-seat thrill ride aspect to the movie...you hang on, waiting to see where the next curve takes you. There are some predictable moments...but there are a couple that you won't see coming, either. All in all...not great...but definitely better than average.
There are other movies that follow the same premise...but "The Sentinel" is worth a view.
Starring - Michael Douglas, Kiefer Sutherland, Eva Longoria, Kim Basinger, Martin Donovan, and David Rasche. Directed by Clark Johnson.
Time - 1 hour, 48 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, some sensuality)

Review - Shooter

"Shooter" is an action/adventure/drama, involving top-secret government agencies and the lengths that they will go to to preserve their warped ideals. The movie is based on a novel called "Point Of Impact" by Stephen Hunter.
Bob Lee Swagger is a former Marine Corps sniper now living in isolation. One day, he is approached by a mysterious Colonel...who informs him that someone within the United States Government is plotting to assassinate the President. They need his expert opinion to figure out where the assassin will take his shot. Swagger reluctantly agrees...and becomes the fall guy in an intricate plot. On the run and pursued by both the real authorities and those who want him dead...can Swagger clear his name and bring those responsible to justice?
What sets "Shooter" apart from many other movies like it are a couple of factors. The cast does an excellent job. There are several incredible action sequences, including intricate battle scenes and a good car chase. As in most action movies, you are required to suspend belief in various points...but then again, you don't go to an action movie for realism. There is a good plot...which can be a rare thing for movies such as this. All in all, this is an enjoyable and fun movie...definitely worth a see!
Action by the truckload, a plot, and a great cast..."Shooter" hits the mark.
Starring - Mark Wahlberg, Danny Glover, Elias Koteas, Rhona Mitra, and Ned Beatty. Directed by Antoine Fuqua.
Time - 2 hours, 4 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations)

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Review - The Thing From Another World (1951)

"The Thing From Another World" is a science-fiction movie based on the short story, "Who Goes There?" by John W. Campbell, Jr., and was remade in 1982 as "The Thing."
The movie opens at an Air Force base in Alaska. A group has been dispatched to a scientific research outpost in the Arctic...to investigate a strange electromagnetic phenomenon. Arriving at the site, they discover what appears to be a flying saucer buried underneath the ice. They attempt to remove it from the ice with thermite bombs...only to blow up the craft. As they are preparing to leave...they find something else - the occupant of the vessel, also frozen in the ice. They dig the being out and carry it back to the base. While they argue over what to do with it, it thaws out of the ice and comes back to life. Soon, soldier and scientist alike are in a battle for their lives against an alien being with one wish - to turn humankind into its food source.
For a science fiction movie created in the early 1950's, this is a well-made and well-acted film. The Thing is rarely shown well...usually in shadow or in brief glimpses. It serves to lend the creature more dramatic effect...since you never know when you will see it next. The movie was considered quite terrifying for its time. I remember my father telling me that after he saw it...he made my grandmother go upstairs first at night...just in case The Thing was waiting.
While it is not as graphic or as cerebral as the remake (which followed the short story closer), it is still an effective and entertaining film.
If you are in search of a good science-fiction picture, "The Thing From Another World" brings it home.
Starring - James Arness, Margaret Sheridan, Kenneth Tobey, Robert Cornthwaite, and Douglas Spencer. Directed by Christian Nyby.
Time - 1 hour, 27 minutes. Rated - Unrated (No rating system in the 1950's)

Monday, March 26, 2007

Review - The Ice Harvest

"The Ice Harvest" is a dark comedy/crime drama, and quite possibly one of the first movies you will ever see that has almost an entire cast made up of socially negative characters.
It is Christmas Eve...and crooked mob lawyer Charlie Arglist has just swindled over two million dollars in cash from local gangster Bill Guerrard. Aided by his associate, a pornographer and general low-life, Vic Cavanaugh...all the pair has to do is lay low until morning...and then leave town rich men. Unfortunately, several situations arise that threaten to derail their well-laid plans. A notorious hit man has just shown up in town...looking for the pair. Strip club owner Renata asks for an incriminating photo from Vic. A local councilman with a lot to lose needs a favor. And a major ice storm is hitting the town like a ton of bricks. How much can happen in one night...and how much can one man take?
Most movies...even dark comedies such as this one...have at least a couple of characters who seem to have some socially redeemable qualities. With the seeming minor exception of Charlie's daughter...this movie left them out. The characters in this film are hustlers, thieves, backstabbers, con artists, cold blooded murderers, and general lowlives. And yet...you can still feel empathy for them.
There are a few points of contention with the movie. There are a lot of people out and about, considering the town is in the middle of a major ice storm...and it appears that their cars have amazing traction. Several times you witness cars stopping on a dime from full speed without even skidding. The story drags in a few points...and it almost seems like they shot several of the interior scenes in the same house, just with the furniture moved around and different lighting.
Despite those, this remains a decent movie...if for nothing else, than some amazing performances by an all-star cast.
It's dark...it's a little out there...but "The Ice Harvest" comes through.
Starring - John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Platt, and Randy Quaid. Directed by Harold Ramis.
Time - 1 hour, 28 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations, nudity)

Review - Alien

"Alien" is a science-fiction classic, and has become one of the most popular and widely imitated movies ever.
The movie opens in a cryogenic chamber aboard a deep space vessel called the Nostromo. Its crew has just been reawakened by the computer reacting to a distress beacon. They trace the beacon to a desolate planet, and upon entering the long-abandoned vessel, they discover hundreds of eggs. One hatches...and attacks a member of the crew. Brought back on board with an alien attached to his face, the crew struggles with what to do. Then, suddenly...the alien seems to die on its own. But as the ship returns to space...little do they realize that the horrors have just begun...and that there is something more sinister to all this than they realize.
The basic premise of "Alien" (a small group of people in an enclosed place, suddenly becoming hunted by a vicious monster) has quickly turned into one of the most used themes in all films (most notably science-fiction and horror). In this version, however, it is tense and well-played. The ship has a dark, cramped...almost claustrophobic feel...and it lends strongly to the movie. The characters' portrayal of fear and desolation grows with every crew member who dies. This movie also contains one of the first classic examples of a woman as the hero. Prior to "Alien", women were usually delegated to victims or screaming background pieces. Sigourney Weaver's Ripley is now considered one of the greatest female leads in movie history.
And of course...there is the alien itself. You never get a good look at it...which adds to its element of fear and surprise. H.R. Giger's design of the alien is one of the most unique in movie history...and easily one of the most memorable.
All of this adds up to an enjoyable and tense thrill ride from start to finish, and one of the best science fiction movies ever made.
"Alien"...in space, no one can hear you scream...
Starring - Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Harry Dean Stanton, Yaphet Kotto, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Veronica Cartwright. Directed by Ridley Scott.
Time - 1 hour, 57 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language)

Review - First Blood

"First Blood" is an action/adventure with dramatic elements, and is based on the novel of the same title by David Morrell.
In the beginning of the movie, we meet John Rambo, a former Vietnam veteran searching for an old buddy from his platoon. Upon learning of his friend's death due to cancer, he wanders into the nearby town, where he is picked up by the sheriff. After a second encounter leads to Rambo's arrest...he is treated roughly by the sheriff's men...and escapes into the woods. Hunted by the sheriff and his growing posse, they learn that they are going after a combat-tested Green Beret...and he will not go quietly.
Despite being an "action" film, there is a great deal of character drama involved in this movie. Rambo is a complex character...he is strong, quiet, focused...but haunted. He is both a victim of his situation and the cause of it at the same time. Sylvester Stallone's portrayal of Rambo is one of the iconic movie roles of our time. He brings a sympathetic undertone to the character...and even though we know that he has to face punishment for what he does in the movie...you still feel sorry for what drove him to it. The most powerful part of this movie is the underlying subplot involving the Vietnam veterans and their return to this country after the war. Rambo himself points out; "Back there, I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank. I was in charge of million dollar equipment. Back here, I can't even hold a job parking cars!"
It is unique to see a movie that actually holds its hero accountable for his actions. In most action movies (sad to say, but the two sequels to this one come instantly to mind), not only does the hero blow up half the free world and kill three-quarters of its inhabitants...he usually walks scott-free afterwards. It is also interesting to note that Rambo dies in the novel, while he lives in the movie version. This touched off several points of controversy...including a key actor leaving production.
For a powerful and entertaining movie with a relevant message about the treatment of returning soldiers, "First Blood" delivers.
Starring - Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Brian Dennehy, Chris Mulkey, and David Caruso. Directed by Ted Kotcheff.
Time - 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, brief nudity, adult situations)

Review - Night Of The Living Dead (1968)

"Night Of The Living Dead" is the first in director George A. Romero's classic series of zombie films, and is one of the greatest horror films ever made.
The story takes place in the countryside of Pennsylvania. A young woman and her brother have gone to visit their mother's grave...when the two are attacked by a strange man. On the run for her life, the woman finds her way to a remote farmhouse. She is joined by another man, and later discover five other people in the basement. With no phone, no car, and no help in sight, the unwitting band of survivors must work together to stay alive and fight for morning.
While "Night Of The Living Dead" may not be the first zombie movie ever made, it is now the movie by which all other zombie films are now measured. Shot on a small budget, it has since become one of the classic horror movies ever...and was one of the first movies added to the National Film Registry in the Library of Congress. While it is obvious that this was a low-budget movie, the story is intense and engrossing. What is most intriguing about this movie is that for its time, this movie was a lightning rod for criticism. Here you have a movie where the dead rise from the grave, you see human beings being devoured...and several other gruesome moments. It is also ground-breaking to note that a movie made in the late 1960's (a time of racial turmoil in the United States) has an African-American as the hero.
While this movie has been remade twice, and followed by several sequels and remakes...it remains a classic example of a small film that captures a huge audience.
"Night Of The Living Dead"...a horror classic that has endured and will continue to do so.
Starring - Duane Jones, Judith O'Dea, Karl Hardman, Marilyn Eastman, Keith Wayne, Judith Ridley, and Kyra Schon. Directed by George A. Romero.
Time - 1 hour, 36 minutes. Rated - Unrated (Rating as of 1968)

Review - The Usual Suspects

"The Usual Suspects" is an excellent crime drama and winner of the 1996 Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.
The movie moves from both the present to the past, filling the viewer in on various parts of the tale as it unfolds. Career criminal Roger "Verbal" Kint is sitting in a police station, awaiting the paperwork for his release. U.S. Customs Agent Dave Kujan wants to know about his involvement in a shootout at a local boatyard...where hundreds of millions of dollars (and dozens of corpses) were found. What Agent Kujan gets is an intriguing story involving five criminals, a couple of jewel heists...and a mysterious criminal mastermind known only as Keyser Soze.
Movies that shift from present to past can often times seem muddled or confusing. This movie keeps you right where you need to be...giving you exactly what you need to know when you need to know it. The performances in this movie are top-notch...most notably, Kevin Spacey (winner of the aforementioned Oscar). He brings a vulnerability to crippled con man Kint...and his narration of the story is both witty and insightful. The last ten minutes of this movie may be one of the most powerful moments ever seen in a movie...and cannot be missed.
For an incredible crime/drama...and one of the best stories ever captured on film, "The Usual Suspects" is a keeper.
Starring - Kevin Spacey, Gabriel Byrne, Stephen Baldwin, Benecio Del Toro, Kevin Pollak, Chazz Palminteri, and Suzi Amis. Directed by Bryan Singer.
Time - 1 hour, 46 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations)

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Review - Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil

"Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil" is a character drama based on the novel of the same title by John Berendt.
When New York reporter John Kelso travels to Savannah, Georgia, he meets up with an eclectic and varied group...including the celebrity transvestite The Lady Chablis, fetching Mandy Nichols, the eerie voodoo priestess Minerva, and local millionaire James Williams. Williams is involved in a questionable relationship with Billy Carl Hanson...and when Billy Carl turns up dead, James is the prime suspect. But in Savannah...nothing is what it appears to be...and truth, like art, is in the eye of the beholder.
Clint Eastwood directed this hidden gem of a movie...and his touches show throughout. Most notably in his choices of music, and the soundtrack to this movie is a must-have. The actors turn in both memorable and enthralling performances, and the story (which is based on actual events) keeps a good balance of dramatic elements and a few light-hearted comic moments. Some of the cast of the movie were actual people mentioned in the novel (The Lady Chablis plays "herself", and the judge is played by Jim Williams real-life lawyer, Sonny Seiler).
All in all, a movie that does not disappoint from beginning to end...and a true under-rated classic. "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil" is a destination you can't wait to return to.
Starring - John Cusack, Kevin Spacey, Alison Eastwood, Jude Law, and Irma P. Hall. Directed by Clint Eastwood.
Time - 2 hours, 35 minutes. Rated - R (Brief violence, language, adult situations)

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Three Best Of - Clint Eastwood

Ah, opinions. Such a wonderful thing. This is what allows someone (such as yours truly) to give their opinion on anything. In this case...what I consider to be the three best movies of actor/director Clint Eastwood.
Let me first say that I have not seen every single movie that Clint Eastwood has ever starred in. And obviously...the three I select may not be the three that you, the good readers of this blog, may have picked. Hey...like I said...opinions! And if you have one...let me know what it is! I'm an equal-opportunity presenter of opinions!
With that said...my three selections for Clint Eastwood's best movies:
1 - "Dirty Harry" (1971). The first of the classic "Dirty Harry" series and easily the best. This movie was the first movie where the cop wasn't a clean-cut, Joe Friday type. This was a cop you would fear if you were a criminal. One who shoots first and asks questions later. One who wasn't afraid to get dirty to get the job done. Eastwood's dead-pan delivery and cool under fire gave Harry Callahan presence and strength...and who could ever forget the classic speech involving a .44 Magnum? Beyond the character, this movie has an excellent supporting cast, as well as an interesting storyline.
2 - "Play Misty For Me" (1971). "Play Misty For Me" is practically the anti-"Dirty Harry". Eastwood isn't a gun-toting super cop...he's a DJ in a jazz station in Carmel, California. But it is his vulnerability in the face of a "Fatal Attraction" style-stalker that makes this movie so unique. It is also Eastwood's first venture on the other side of the camera...as he directed "Misty" as well. Here, he shows that he is as good a director as an actor.
3 - "In The Line Of Fire" (1993). I can already hear the crowd. "Where are the westerns?" Well, I liked them just fine. But it was Eastwood's performance in "Line Of Fire" that stands out to me. His haunted and near-obsessed portrayal of the only Secret Service agent to ever lose a President is powerful and convincing...and he carries the seasoned air of a man resigned to the pages of history. And with an equally powerful supporting cast, as well as a gripping story and the always-excellent direction of Wolfgang Petersen, "Line Of Fire" is easily one of Eastwood's best.
There you have it. Now...agree or disagree? Let me hear it!

Review - Jarhead

"Jarhead" is a war-time drama, set during the Persian Gulf War in the early 1990's. The movie is based on the book, "Jarhead" by Anthony Swofford (a former Lance Corporal in the United States Marine Corps).
The movie follows Swofford (played in the movie by Jake Gyllenhaal) through his Basic Training, and eventually overseas to Kuwait. Unlike most war movies, which contain loads of combat scenes...this movie has virtually none. Because for the majority of soldiers who fought in Desert Storm...there was no combat.
It could be argued that "Jarhead" is the "Full Metal Jacket" of the Gulf War. Like "Jacket", this movie pulls no punches about war. It sucks...and nobody wants it. It also paints a realistic portrait of the war itself and the soldiers placed squarely in the middle of it. The reactions vary from man to man...from those who are career military to those just passing through. Men who can't wait for their first taste of combat...to men who want no part of it. In stark contrast to "Jacket", these men were here by popular demand...and received a heroes' welcome on their return.
With very little combat to offer...this movie has to rely strongly on dialogue and the performances of the actors involved. Fortunately, both are used to great effect...and the movie becomes that much better as a result. Some of the backdrops in the movie, particularly the burning oil field, are extremely powerful...and give the movie a chilling, unearthly feel.
For an excellent character drama in a war-time setting, "Jarhead" moves front and center.
Starring - Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx, Peter Sarsgaard, Scott McDonald, and Lucas Black. Directed by Sam Mendes.
Time - 2 hours, 3 minutes. Rated - R (Sexual content, language, some violence)

Review - Full Metal Jacket

"Full Metal Jacket" is a war/drama, based on Gustav Hasford's novel, "The Short Timers".
This is almost two movies in one. The first part of the movie takes place when a batch of new recruits arrives at Parris Island, South Carolina, in order to undergo Marine basic training. The second part of the movie deals with some of their experiences in Vietnam.
"Full Metal Jacket" is not your typical war movie in many respects. Most war movies never show any of the training at all...and certainly not in the graphic detail shown here. R. Lee Ermey, who plays Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann, was an actual drill instructor in the Marine Corps...and it shows. His brutally obscene abuse of the "maggots" under his command gives you chills...even though you know that he is preparing them for something much worse than him.
The part of the movie taking place in Vietnam itself is equally as blunt. From the atrocities of war to the blase attitude of most of the soldiers, you immediately get the sense of what was being portrayed in the movie. Unlike almost all war movies, this is not a rah-rah patriotic film. This is war...bloody, violent, and unsympathetic. All of the characters in the film give you the sensation that they do not want to be here...and that they realize that no one (in the country they have invaded or back home) want them there.
Quite simply, this is an excellent film. It dares you to watch...and then dares you not to flinch while you do watch. Even the most monstrous of characters in this movie have depth...and you feel for every one of them...even though the feelings may vary according to scene. This could quite possibly be one of the best war movies ever made...and certainly a great movie.
For a hard look at an unpopular war, "Full Metal Jacket" delivers.
Starring - Matthew Modine, Vincent D'Onofrio, Adam Baldwin, R. Lee Ermey, and Arliss Howard. Directed by Stanley Kubrick.
Time - 1 hour, 56 minutes. Rated - R (Graphic violence, language, some sexuality)

Review - Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith

"Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith" is the final chapter of the second trilogy, and the third overall movie in the six-part "Star Wars" saga.
The Jedi continue to aid the Galactic Republic in its battle against the Trade Federation. Anakin Skywalker feels frustration...partially because he will not be given the title of Jedi Knight, and partially due to keeping his marriage to Padme Amidala a secret. Then, there are his nightmares...in which he envisions his beloved Padme dying. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, who has watched and mentored Anakin since "Episode I", tells him that there are ways that he can save his love. But it involves crossing over...to the Dark Side...
There was a great deal of pressure on this movie...because it has the unenviable task of bridging the "new" and the "old" trilogies. In addition, this is the "Star Wars" movie that everyone has waited for...how Darth Vader came to be.
For the most part, the movie succeeds. Once again, there are fantastic action sequences throughout. Hayden Christiansen finally starts to "act" like you always thought that Darth Vader would. With the exception of "Empire Strikes Back", this is possibly the darkest of the "Star Wars" movies...dealing with Anakin's fall to the Dark Side and the extermination of the Jedi Order.
There are still questions and problems with this movie. There is a very rushed feel to this movie, as if they tried to cram as much as they possibly could into every frame and every minute. One still wonders how the Jedi could have missed such an intricate (and blatantly obvious) plot against them. And in a world full of people named Padme, Anakin, and Obi-Wan...where the heck did she come up with Luke and Leia?
While this is a good movie, I only rank it as fourth in the overall standing of the series. The main reason behind this was...as good as this movie was, the hype surrounding it made it that much more disappointing.
Still...for a great science-fiction/fantasy movie...and a must-see for any "Star Wars" fan, "Revenge Of The Sith" fits the bill.
Starring - Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christiansen, Samuel L. Jackson, Ian McDiarmid, and Jimmy Smits. Directed by George Lucas.
Time - 2 hours, 20 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Science-fiction violence, intense and disturbing images)

Review - Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones

"Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones" is the second part of a six-part movie saga, as well as the middle of the second trilogy. In the beginning, we are reunited with Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and his padawan (apprentice) Anakin Skywalker. They have been assigned to Senator Padme Amidala, who has just had an attempt on her life. Anakin is given the task of guarding her, while Obi-Wan tries to find out who was behind the attempt. While Padme and Anakin must try to keep their feelings for one another from emerging...Obi-Wan discovers a far more sinister plot than he originally feared. It appears that a former (now deceased) Jedi Knight ordered the creation of a clone army...but for what purpose? And in the meantime, Sith Lord Darth Sidious continues his attempt to corrupt Anakin to the Dark Side of the Force.
What makes this movie truly stand out are a couple of things. First, we begin to witness Anakin's descent to the Dark Side...and the factors that drove him to it. We also learn several things that have significant meaning in the second trilogy (where the "stormtroopers" came from, the original construction of the Death Star, etc.). But quite possibly the highest point of this movie came during the battle on Geonosis...especially the lightsaber battle between Count Dooku and Yoda.
This movie is not without its weak points. There are times in this course of the movie where you wonder how Backstreet Boy wanna-be Anakin is supposed to become the most powerful Jedi of all. And if the Jedi are supposed to be all-knowing...how did they miss the relationship between Padme and Anakin? Especially since the Jedi Order has had him under a microscope since he first appeared!
As was the case with the first trilogy, the second movie is once again the strongest of the three. It is probably just a coincedence that there is much less of the most annoying character ever in the Star Wars series (Jar-Jar Binks) in this movie. Ironically, we come to learn that basically Jar-Jar is responsible for the Empire coming to be!
In the overall standings of the six Star Wars movies, this would probably come in third (behind "Empire Strikes Back" and "Star Wars"). For a great science-fiction/fantasy epic, "Attack Of The Clones" is an excellent movie.
Starring - Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, and Hayden Christiansen. Directed by George Lucas.
Time - 2 hours, 22 minutes. Rated - PG (Science-fiction violence)

Review - Blade

"Blade" is based on the Marvel Comics book of the same title.
Before Blade was born, his mother was attacked by a vampire. She died...he survived. But he changed...and became a Daywalker, half man and half vampire. He has all of the abilities of a vampire (strength, speed, regenerative power)...but none of their weaknesses (sunlight, garlic and silver). Unfortunately...he also inherited The Thirst. Now, with the aid of Abraham Whistler, his weapons maker...he hunts down the vampires, ultimately looking for the one who killed his mother. When an ambitious vampire learns of the Blood God...which will make him the most powerful vampire alive...it is up to Blade to stop him...and save humanity.
"Blade" takes many of the classic vampire tales and gives them a new spin. For example, the vampire hierarchy ("purebloods" are considered "better" than those who were turned) and that holy symbols mean nothing to vampires. Another thing that gives "Blade" an advantage is that this is not just a simple vampire movie. It is as much an action/adventure thriller, with amazing martial arts sequences as well. And the movie manages to combine all these different styles into one incredible treat for those watching.
Fans of vampire movies, action movies, or comic books alike..."Blade" hits the mark.
Starring - Wesley Snipes, Stephen Dorff, Kris Kristofferson, Donal Logue, and Udo Kier. Directed by Stephen Norrington.
Time - 2 hours. Rated - R (Horror violence/gore, language, brief sexuality)

Friday, March 23, 2007

Review - Pitch Black

"Pitch Black" is a science-fiction movie, which features one of the greatest anti-heroes in Hollywood history.
A transport vessel is badly damaged during a meteor shower, and crash-lands on a desolated planet. There are few survivors...the acting captain, an antiquities dealer, a holy man and his two sons, a bounty hunter...and Richard B. Riddick, an escaped convict and mass murderer. Together, the group becomes unwilling allies as they try to find a way off the planet. A planet where it appears that every single person vanished completely without a trace. And a planet whose hunger is preparing to awaken once again. Can this group put its differences aside to survive?
The setting for the movie is very simple...but it gives the movie the perfect feel. You literally feel as if you are marooned in the middle of nowhere...with absolutely no hope for rescue. Add the growing tension as the planet's murderous side prepares to emerge...and the realization that another murderer may be their only hope of salvation...and the character drama rises to a fever pitch. And then, you have Riddick - the ultimate anti-hero. He cares only for himself...and will do whatever it takes to insure his own survival. What makes Riddick the most terrifying is that you realize that all of us are one step away from becoming him...and how much easier life would be if you took that one step. Vin Diesel not only brings the physical intimidating factor to the character of Riddick...you truly believe that this man fears nothing and respects less.
For an excellent science-fiction movie, with wicked special effects and memorable characters, "Pitch Black" will not disappoint.
Starring - Vin Diesel, Cole Hauser, Keith David, Claudia Black, and Rhiana Griffith. Directed by David Twohy.
Time - 1 hour, 50 minutes. Rated - R (Science-fiction violence/gore, language)

Review - L.A. Confidential

"L.A. Confidential" is a gritty crime-noir drama set in 1950's Los Angeles. The story centers primarily around three very different L.A. cops - Jack Vincennes, a narcotics officer who moonlights as a technical advisor on a popular television show; Wendell "Bud" White, a hard-nosed cop who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty; and Ed Exley, a young up-and-comer with a long family history on the force. In the beginning of the movie, a racially-charged beating involving a potential assault with a couple of cops leads to a cop's dismissal from the force. But, when that cop turns up dead in a diner robbery gone bad...it leads into an investigation where nothing is what it seems...and no one is completely innocent.
This is one movie that will keep you guessing all the way to the end. The actors in this film are perfectly cast...and the setting gives the movie a "Chinatown"-like feel. Most notably among the actors is Kim Basinger, who won the 1998 Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role as a hooker who ends up falling for one of the officers. The story gives you just enough action to keep you on the edge of your seat...and enough drama and suspense to keep you glued to that edge. For me, this is easily one of the best cop movies ever made...and quite possibly one of the best movies ever made, period.
For drama, suspense, action, and a story that will keep you guessing, "L.A. Confidential" is just what you're looking for...off the record, on the Q-T, and very hush-hush...
Starring - Russell Crowe, Kim Basinger, Guy Pearce, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, and James Cromwell. Directed by Curtis Hanson.
Time - 2 hours, 18 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations, brief nudity)

Review - Minority Report

"Minority Report" is a science-fiction movie based on a short story called "The Minority Report" by Phillip K. Dick.
Set in the year 2054, society is now patrolled by the PreCrime Division. With the assistance of three psychics (called the "pre-cogs"), people are arrested for crimes before they can actually commit them. However, when the lead officer of the Division becomes one of the accused, he has less than two days to prove his innocence...in a system that has already judged him as guilty. And the truth may be more devastating than the crime itself...
The basic premise for this movie is intriguing by itself - How do you defend yourself against a judicial system that has already tried and convicted you? How do you prove that you were not going to commit a crime that someone claims you will do? Throw in an outstanding cast, one of the best directors in Hollywood today, and a fascinatingly detailed future world (which was designed by sixteen experts on the future, contacted by the director three years before production began)...and you have one of the best science-fiction films in recent years.
For a detailed science-fiction tale that will keep you on the edge of your seat, "Minority Report" is a sure thing.
Starring - Tom Cruise, Max von Sydow, Colin Farrell, Neal McDonough, and Jessica Capshaw. Directed by Steven Spielberg.
Time - 2 hours, 25 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Violence, language, drug use, some sexuality)

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Review - Freddy VS Jason

"Freddy VS Jason". What else do you really need to add to that? Ever since Freddy's gloved hand pulled the hockey mask underground at the end of "Jason Goes To Hell - The Final Friday", this is the horror movie match-up that every slasher fan has wanted to see.
Freddy Krueger has a bit of a dilemma. Somehow, the residents of Springwood have managed to do the seemingly impossible - get rid of Freddy. By eliminating every single mention of him and drugging their children so they don't dream...Freddy has no power. So...how can he return to his former glory? He must make the people of Springwood afraid again. And to do so...he recruits Jason Voorhees, the hockey-masked monster from Crystal Lake. Jason proceeds to do what he does best...kill. And Freddy grows stronger. But when Jason won't stop killing, Freddy has a new problem on his hands - competition!
As I previously mentioned, this is one of the most eagerly anticipated horror movies of all time. The unique contrast between the two killers is apparent - Freddy's over-the-top gallows humor and ironic ways of killing his victims against Jason's silent, brute force assault. My only true complaint with the movie is this - It seems that the filmmakers tried to turn Jason into the "hero" of the film. It should have been pure and simple...two monsters slugging it out to see who got to kill every single person in sight. But, even with that minor complaint...this is still an excellent movie.
For the horror movie battle of all time..."Freddy VS Jason"...place your bets!
Starring - Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Monica Keena, Jason Ritter, and Kelly Rowland. Directed by Ronny Yu.
Time - 1 hour, 37 minutes. Rated - R (Horror violence/gore, language, adult situations, drug use, brief nudity)

Review - Bones

"Bones" is a horror film with a few unique twists. The movie begins in the late 1970's, in the middle of a typical urban neighborhood. Jimmy Bones is a local gangster, but a benevolent one. He looks out for the people in his neighborhood, as well as running the local numbers game. But some of his associates want to start dealing drugs...something that Jimmy doesn't agree with. When he refuses to aid them in their new venture...they brutally murder him in cold blood and bury him in the basement of his house. Fast-forward twenty years...Jimmy's neighborhood has become a slum...and his house an abandoned tomb. When a group of young people buy the house, with the intent of turning it into a nightclub...they have no idea the horror they are about to awaken. For Jimmy Bones has one desire...to get revenge on those who murdered him.
Tales of vengeance are always intriguing...and tales from beyond the grave even moreso. What makes this story most unique is the backstory...which shows what Jimmy meant to his neighborhood...and more importantly, what the neighborhood meant to him. There is a striking contrast between the opening sequence of the film, showing a vibrant, colorful community...and the majority of the film, which shows the neighborhood as a dark, dreary, burned-out shell of its former self. While the ending of the film is a little disappointing...the majority of the movie makes up for it.
For an entertaining horror film..."Bones" pays in full, baby.
Starring - Snoop Dogg, Pam Grier, Michael T. Weiss, and Katharine Isabelle. Directed by Ernest R. Dickerson.
Time - 1 hour, 36 minutes. Rated - R (Horror violence/gore, language, drug use, adult situations)

Review - Sin City

"Sin City" is a comic-book action/adventure, based on the graphic novel series "Sin City" by Frank Miller. The three novels used for this movie were "The Hard Goodbye", "The Big Fat Kill", and "That Yellow Bastard".
Sin City itself is a violent town, where lawlessness and crime rule. In the various tales told, a retiring cop (one of the only good ones in the whole town) tries to rescue a young woman from the untouchable son of a powerful lawmaker. An unstoppable killing machine named Marv looks to avenge "his angel", Goldie...when he wakes up next to her dead body. And Dwight (a killer with a brand-new identity) must try to retrieve a head...before it brings about chaos to the girls of Old Town.
This is not your typical comic book movie. "Sin City" is hard, graphic, and extremely brutal. But the stories are well-told, and the scenery is fittingly dark and dingy. What truly sells this movie, however, are the characters. Even the ones you don't get to know well enough...you see just enough to get you fascinated. And the actors and actresses involved in this movie throw themselves into their parts...almost as if they were truly savoring a chance to cut loose and go wild. Frank Miller (the creator of the series and co-director of the movie) has a guest cameo appearance as the priest in "The Hard Goodbye".
While it is certainly not a movie for younger audiences, any adult fans looking for a great comic book movie or just a solid action film will find "Sin City" a great place to visit.
Starring - Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Jessica Alba, Rosario Dawson, Clive Owen, Elijah Wood, and Powers Boothe. Directed by Robert Rodriquez and Frank Miller.
Time - 2 hours, 4 minutes (the director's cut is 2 hours, 27 minutes).
Rated - R (Graphic violence, language, nudity, adult situations)

My Two Cents - What Could Have Been

It's the movie-goer's lament...what could have been. How many times have you been lured to the movie theater by incredible trailers and word-of-mouth...only to walk out an hour and a half later shaking your head, muttering, "What in the heck did I just see?"
There is an old Italian proverb that says, "There is no worse thief than a bad book." It's fairly safe to argue that a bad movie could be a second cousin to that thief. And sad to say...but it happens more times than we care to admit.
A great example that comes to mind is "Hulk", Ang Lee's version of the classic Marvel comics character. The hype surrounding this movie was unbelievable. Every person I knew was dying for it to come out. I actually bought my movie ticket three days in advance. And then...I went. Two hours and eighteen minutes later, I was walking out of a movie theater, shaking my head, and muttering to myself, "What in the heck did I just see?"
The depressing part is that this movie could have been great. The potential was there. It had a good cast. Ang Lee is an excellent director. The Hulk is one of the classic superheroes ever...and should have made an incredible leap to the big screen. So, what happened? For starters, it was over an hour into the movie before you even see the Hulk for the first time. When it takes almost half the movie before the title character actually shows up...that is not a good sign. Many people were put off by the CGI Hulk, who in my humble opinion, resembled Shrek on steroids. The lack of a clear-cut bad guy (the weirdly mutated Hulk's dad) didn't help matters, either. And so...a number of little things gang up, take what should have been an awesome movie...and turn it into a so-so movie (at best).
Video store shelves are littered with movies exactly like this...and almost every movie-goers has that one film etched into their memory...a "should have been great". All we, the audience, can hope for is more good movies...and fewer mutterings.

Review - Escape From New York

"Escape From New York" is one of the classic science fiction/action films. In the future (ironically, in the movie, the year 1998), crime has risen so dramatically that New York City has been turned into a maximum security prison. On the way to a major conference, a plane carrying the President of the United States crashes into the city, brought down by a terrorist. A newly captured prisoner (and former war hero), Snake Plissken, is given an unenviable task - Go in, rescue the President, and bring him out alive. One catch...an explosive device has been implanted in Plissken's head...and he has less than twenty-four hours to accomplish his mission.
This is one of John Carpenter's earliest films...and arguably one of his best ever. It is amusing to watch a movie that considers 1998 "the future"...but not as amusing to see what our "future" was considered to be. Kurt Russell plays Snake Plissken to absolute perfection. You can see similarities to various Clint Eastwood characters...Snake has a cool, detached manner...an absolute disdain for just about everyone...and a perfect retort for any situation. You could easily compare this movie with "1984" or "Soylent Green", using the parallels of a society in the grip of a police state.
For any fan of either Carpenter or Russell, or someone looking for a good futuristic action movie, "Escape From New York" is an excellent choice.
Starring - Kurt Russell, Donald Pleasance, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Isaac Hayes, and Harry Dean Stanton. Directed by John Carpenter.
Time - 1 hour, 39 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, adult situations)

Review - Sneakers

"Sneakers" is a drama...but it also has some action, espionage, and laughs thrown in for good measure. It also features an exceptional ensemble cast, as well as a fascinating storyline.
Martin Bishop is the head of a team of "sneakers". Their job - To break into places so that they can show you how to improve your security. But when the National Security Agency approaches him, and asks his team to steal a top-secret device...Bishop and his team find themselves in way over their heads. And now...to get help...they have to steal the device...again.
It's interesting to watch this movie, which was made around the end of the Cold War, to see how the Russians (our former arch-enemies) were now semi-trusted allies. This is really a perfect movie for just about anyone. It's got comedy (mostly in exchanges between Donald Crease...a former CIA agent, and "Mother"...an electronics expert and conspiracy theorist. There is action, suspense, a great deal of good spy movie-type stuff. You get a huge surprise, dealing with the big secret from Bishop's past. There's even a bit of a love story, between Bishop and his ex-girlfriend, Liz. Most movies that try to be a little bit of everything fail miserably...because they can't decide which one they want to be. "Sneakers" is one of the rare movies that attempts to be a little of everything...and actually succeeds.
For an exceptionally good movie that will appeal to just about any taste, "Sneakers" is the film for you.
Starring - Robert Redford, Sidney Poitier, Dan Aykroyd, David Strathairn, Ben Kingsley, River Phoenix, and Mary McDonnell. Directed by Phil Alden Robinson.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Mild violence, language, some adult situations)

Review - Bram Stoker's Dracula

"Bram Stoker's Dracula" is based on the classic horror novel by author Bram Stoker, and is one of countless movies made on history's most infamous vampire.
The movie begins by going into some of the background of what made Dracula into the creature he is in the rest of the film. Feeling betrayed by the church that he swore to protect, Dracula curses God...and for that, becomes the Undead. Fast forward several hundred years, and a young man named Jonathan Harker has been summoned to Dracula's castle in the remote forests of Transylvania. Harker believes he is going to aid in a real estate deal with an eccentric Count...but little does he realize that he is but a pawn in a much larger scheme. And once the Count reaches heavily populated London...the stakes become much higher.
Vampires have long been one of the favorite topics of Hollywood...but rarely is a vampire movie made with the depth and visual striking of this version. Easily boasting one of the strongest casts ever for a vampire movie, the cast brings unique qualities and feeling to each character. Gary Oldman's tortured Count Dracula may be the best performance ever for Stoker's famous vampire...and certainly has become the portrayal that all others will be measured against. The costumes and sets are detailed and elegant...and lend strong support to an already considerable story. This is quite possibly the best vampire movie ever made.
For an excellent character drama...and the best ever telling of Bram Stoker's classic tale..."Bram Stoker's Dracula" is simply enchanting.
Starring - Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reeves, Bill Pullman, and Cary Elwes. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.
Time - 2 hours, 8 minutes. Rated - R (Horror violence/gore, sexuality, nudity, language)

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

My Two Cents - Which Were Better?

It is one of the oldest arguments among movie buffs. Are movies from Hollywood's "Golden Era" better than the movies made today? It makes for an intriguing discussion for certain. So, let's analyze it a little.
First and foremost, comparing a movie made in 1936 to a movie made in 2006 is something like comparing a Model T Ford to a Toyota Prius. While they are essentially the same thing...the differences between the two is like night and day. Moviemakers of the older films didn't have computer-generated images, digital sound, or the benefit of hundred-million dollar budgets. For the most part, older movies had to rely on character development and a strong storyline.
This is not to say that modern movies don't have well-developed characters or an interesting plot. Special effects shouldn't be the entire movie...they should take an already strong movie and enhance it further. But sometimes, it's just easier to let special effects take over a movie. How often has a movie been made, where you walk out of the theater thinking, "If only they had done this", or "Why didn't they do that?"
Also...I am not trying to imply that every movie made before 1970 was a classic that should be revered and used as the pinnacle of movie-making. Let's face it...the old time moviemakers turned out just as many clunkers as today's filmmakers. It would be interesting to see how many of the "Golden Era" films would have been straight-to-video releases in today's marketing.
In many cases, it boils down to preference and individual tastes. For example, my wife loves Hollywood's classic films. She enjoys films like "Mrs. Miniver" and "The Uninvited". Granted, she likes newer movies as well. The films she stays away from are some of the ones I seem to prefer, such as action/adventures, horror, and science fiction/fantasy. I enjoy some of the classics as well...and have actually watched more of them since I met my wife. But, I still get a kick out of shoot-'em-up action and gory, B-grade horror films, too. We "agree to disagree", as the old saying goes. When she wants to watch "The Big Chill", and I want to watch "Mortal Kombat"...we simply make our popcorn, give each other a kiss, tell each other "Enjoy your movie"...and head to different rooms.
So...I guess the simplest answer to the question is this: Movies have always had classics and classic bombs. It just depends on what you feel like sitting down and enjoying on that particular night.

Review - Demolition Man

"Demolition Man" is a combination action/science fiction film. The movie begins in "the present", in an ultra-violent Los Angeles. Renegade cop John Spartan has been sent to capture his arch-enemy, Simon Phoenix. After a vicious battle, the warehouse is completely blown up...and several innocent hostages are killed. Both Spartan and Phoenix are sentenced to "cryo-prison", where instead of jail cells, they are frozen. Fast-forward to the mid-21st century...where crime has become a thing of the past. When Simon Phoenix is thawed out...he escapes, and the pacifist police department is helpless to stop him. So...to catch an old school criminal...they need an old school cop.
The premise for the movie is interesting. As you watch the characters of the overly civilized 21st century attempting to deal with both the maniacal Phoenix, and the equally brutish Spartan, you almost feel sorrier for Phoenix and Spartan. There are some amusing moments in the movie as well...like when we learn about the "Schwartzenegger Presidential Library."
For a kick-butt action movie with a laugh here and there, "Demolition Man" will not disappoint.
Starring - Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary, and Benjamin Bratt. Directed by Marco Brambilla.
Time - 1 hour, 55 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, brief nudity, adult situations)

Review - Caddyshack

"Caddyshack" is one of the classic late 70's/early 80's comedies, featuring one of the best line-ups from the who's who of funnymen.
The story takes place primarily on the links of an exclusive country club. Its members include the wisdom-spouting Ty Webb, loudmouth Al Czervik, the arrogant Judge Smails, and the oddest groundskeeper on the planet, Carl. And don't forget about that darned gopher...
To this day, "Caddyshack" remains one of the funniest movies ever made. And unsurprisingly, it is a classic among golfers (although...realistically...how many golf movies can you name off the top of your head???). While Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Ted Knight get their share of the laughs, it is the late Rodney Dangerfield who steals this movie with his classic one-liners. While in the pro shop, he picks up a hat and exclaims, "Why, when you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?" Upon turning and seeing Judge Smails wearing the same hat, he pauses, and adds, "Oh, it looks good on you, though".
If you're looking for a good laugh, "Caddyshack" is a sure hole-in-one. Unless the gopher steals your ball.
Starring - Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight and Cindy Morgan. Directed by Harold Ramis.
Time - 1 hour, 38 minutes. Rated - R (language, mild violence, adult situations, brief nudity)

Review - I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

"I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" is a comedy spoof of the 1970's-era "blaxploitation" films. Jack Spade returns home from serving in the Army, only to find that his younger brother has died from an "O.G."...that is, he wore so many gold chains, it crushed him. Determined to avenge his brother and clean up the neighborhood, Jack reunites some of the heroes from the 1970's, including Kung Fu Joe, John Slade, Hammer and Slammer.
The Wayans Brothers did some excellent spoofs during their time on "In Living Color", and it is evident in this film. The laughs come early and often...due to excellent jokes, visual gags, and some of the best parodies since Abraham and Zucker did the "Airplane" movies. Check out cameos by Chris Rock in one of his earliest film roles, as well as Eve Plumb (best known as Jan from "The Brady Bunch").
For a side-splitting comedy that isn't afraid to make fun of itself, "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" does the job. Can you dig it?
Starring - Keenen Ivory Wayans, Steve James, Isaac Hayes, Jim Brown, Damon Wayans, and John Vernon. Directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans.
Time - 1 hour, 28 minutes. Rated - R (Comedy violence, adult language, adult situations)

Review - Inside Man

"Inside Man" is a most excellent crime drama. A small group of four individuals stage a daring daytime hold-up of a major New York City bank. And yet...they don't seem to be going after the vault. Just one small safe deposit box...but what does it contain that they want? The police hostage negotiator knows something is wrong...his instincts tell him this is no ordinary crime. And powerful people want this handled quickly...and quietly.
This is a great movie...it keeps you entertained, but it also keeps you guessing the entire time. There are some excellent plot twists thrown in along the way...just when you think you've started figuring something out, you find out that you've been had. The suspense builds, the tension mounts...and when it is all said and done, you can only shake your head and applaud. The actors in this movie give superb performances, selling each individual character's agenda. Everyone in the movie is after something...and surprisingly, almost everyone gets what they want.
For an edge-of-your-seat thriller, a good crime drama, and a great character film, "Inside Man" pulls off the heist.
Starring - Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Christopher Plummer, and Willem Dafoe. Directed by Spike Lee.
Time - 2 hours, 9 minutes. Rated - R (Language, violence, some adult situations)

Review - Mission Impossible 3

"Mission Impossible 3" is the third part of the movie series based on the late 1960's-early 1970's television series. IMF Agent Ethan Hunt is now semi-retired, training new agents to go out into the field. When one of his students is reported as missing, he goes back to attempt to find her...as well as a terrorist weapons supplier and a top-secret item known simply as "The Rabbit's Foot". But it turns out...there may be a mole inside IMF itself. Who can be trusted?
The "MI" movie series aren't the greatest spy action movies you could ask for...but they are entertaining, if nothing else. The action sequences are fantastic, and there is just enough of a semblance of a plot to keep you along for the ride. There are a few parts that could have gone into greater detail...and one major plot point that is never explained...but the movie holds up well enough to let it slide.
There are better movies...but for an entertaining action flick, "MI 3" completes the assignment. And this message won't self-destruct in fifteen seconds, either.
Starring - Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Keri Russell, and Laurence Fishburne. Directed by J.J. Abrams.
Time - 2 hours, 6 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Action violence, language, sensuality)

Monday, March 19, 2007

Review - X-Men

"X-Men" is based on the popular Marvel Comics title, which has had several spin-offs and different versions.
The movie begins in a Nazi concentration camp...where a young man is torn from his parents, and destroys a gate in the process. Fast forward to the present...where the young man has grown up and become Magneto, one of the most powerful mutants in the world. Magneto is the head of the Brotherhood, a group of mutants who believe that with their abilities, mutants should rule the world...not be enslaved by it. On the opposite end of the spectrum is Professor Charles Xavier, who believes that mankind and mutantkind can peacefully co-exist. Both sides have men and women with extraordinary gifts...from the shape-shifting Mystique, to Storm, with her ability to control the weather, to Wolverine...a mystery with the ability to heal almost instantly, and a skeleton made of metal.
One of the main points that separates this movie from most comic book movies is that you do not have to be a fan of the comic to follow the movie (it doesn't hurt...but it isn't a requirement). The characters are well-developed enough that a novice can join in and understand instantly what is happening. Another thing that makes this movie different is the fact that here...the heroes of the movie are not treated as heroes. In this world, mutants are distrusted...feared...even persecuted. They are hated by the very people that they risk their lives to protect. It has always made for a potent selling point in the comics...and translates well onto the screen. Almost everyone has felt alienated or different from the rest of the world in one way or the other...here, it is for super powers.
For a great action movie with a plot and a relevant social message...or if you're a long-time fan of Marvel's misunderstood heroes..."X-Men" does not disappoint.
Starring - Halle Berry, Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Sir Ian McKellen, Rebecca Romijn, and Famke Janssen. Directed by Bryan Singer.
Time - 1 hour, 44 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Action violence, some language)

My Two Cents - The Moviegoing Experience

There are those who do not like going to the movies. Why is a complete mystery to me...but, that's just my opinion. Some people don't like the idea of paying $9 for a movie ticket. Others balk at the travesty that is the concession stand. Still others hate the concept of being crammed into a small, dark room packed with complete strangers for an hour and a half. Whatever the personal prejudice may be...some people just prefer to watch a movie from the comfort of their own home. And don't get me wrong...I enjoy that as well. I like nothing better than to kick back on the sectional sofa, toss a DVD into the player, grab a Mountain Dew and a bowl of popcorn, and have at it.
But, let's face it. There's just something magical about the theater.
Granted...if you have the space and the bucks...you can bring that same experience home to you. I've seen shows on HGTV where people have movie theaters installed in their homes. And that's all well and good...if you have a couple hundred thousand bucks lying around burning a hole in your pocket. Even if you have a home theater on a budget...with a big-screen TV, surround sound system, and a top-line DVD player...as well as excellent seating...it's still not the same.
I've touched on this in a previous post...and here it is again: Some movies are just meant to be seen in a theater. Find me one person who saw "Star Wars" in the theater...and I will bet money they remember the opening scene when the Star Destroyer passes by...and takes up the entire screen. I saw that for the first time when I was four years old...and at thirty-three, I still remember it well.
Sometimes, it isn't just the movie itself...but a moment shared by the audience. I vividly remember seeing "Aliens"...and the scene where Sigourney Weaver utters the infamous line, "Get away from her, you b***h!". And the next thing I remember was the crowd going wild. Or the absolute, utter silence during "The Blair Witch Project". I even have the mental image of grown men crying when the Enterprise was blown up in "Star Trek III".
I'm not saying that movies aren't overpriced...and that we are not getting hosed when we are asked to pay $4.50 for a bag of popcorn that cost fifty cents to make. Theaters will always have gummy floors, uncomfortable seats, and you will inevitably be forced to sit behind a couple who wore too much perfume, puts their feet up on the seats, and talks through half the show.
But...the magic and the allure is what brings us back. Even if it is only for an hour and a half...we can be four years old again.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Review - Dogma

"Dogma" is the fourth film of director Kevin Smith's "View Askewniverse" series. It is a comedy with a most unusual angle.
We begin the movie by meeting two angels, Bartleby and Loki. The pair have been exiled from Heaven and must spend the rest of eternity in Wisconsin. By a mysterious letter, they learn of a church in New Jersey which is having a special day...walk through the front door, and all your sins are forgiven. However...if the pair does this...it will prove that God is capable of making a mistake. And if that happens...all life will immediately cease to exist. Enter Bethany Sloane - a jaded woman who works in an abortion clinic. She is informed by an angel that she is the only one who can stop the two angels from undoing all existance. With the help of the 13th Apostle, two unusual allies, and a very attractive muse...can she prevent life from being undone?
Kevin Smith brings his own unique vision to this most unusual topic. Can God make a mistake? And what would be the consequences if that were to happen? The characters (as usual) make the movie. Every actor/actress brings something to their character to make them appealing and a lot of fun. And yes...fear not...Jay and Silent Bob are along for the ride as well.
For fans of Smith, anyone looking for an unusual comedy, or someone with a few questions for the Almighty, "Dogma" will give you all you seek.
Starring - Linda Fiorentino, Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, Alan Rickman, Ben Affleck, and Matt Damon. Directed by Kevin Smith.
Time - 2 hours, 10 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, language, drug content, and sexual references)

Review - The Punisher

"The Punisher" is based on the Marvel Comic series of the same title. The majority of the characters in the movie, as well as part of the storyline, comes from a mini-series called "Welcome Back, Frank".
Frank Castle is a former Special Forces operative and undercover FBI agent. After one last assignment, he is retiring from active duty to become the desk agent at London's field office. However...on his last job...the son of a powerful crime figure was killed. The gangster, Howard Saint, takes his bloody revenge...by murdering Castle's entire family. Unfortunately...he doesn't finish the job...and Castle lives. Armed with an arsenal of firepower, years of intense training, and a burning desire for vengeance...Frank Castle becomes The Punisher.
This film is a vast improvement over the 1989 version of "The Punisher". Thomas Jane does an excellent job bringing Castle/The Punisher to life...conveying his suffering and his need to exact his revenge on those who have destroyed his life. The supporting cast is great...especially Castle's adopted "family" of Joan, Bumpo, and Spacker Dave. Their casual and somewhat lighter way of living brings a stark contrast to Castle's haunted existance.
If you're looking for a tale of vengeance...a good action film...or are a fan of the comic series, "The Punisher" certainly gives you what you're looking for.
Starring - Thomas Jane, John Travolta, Laura Harring, Will Patton, and Rebecca Romijn. Directed by Jonathan Hensleigh.
Time - 2 hours, 4 minutes (the director's cut available on DVD is 2 hours, 21 minutes)
Rated - R (Violence, language, brief nudity)

Review - The Terminator

"The Terminator" is considered by many to be one of the classic science-fiction stories of our time. On the surface, it is the classic and well-used tale of a heroine pursued by a relentless and nearly indestructible monster...but the movie gives the version a most unique twist.
The year is 1984. Sarah Conner is a young waitress living in Los Angeles, California. She has a roommate, Ginger...a pet iguana, Pugsley...and little does she know, the greatest responsibility ever bestowed upon a person. For she is about to be hunted by The Terminator...a cybernetic organism (living human tissue surrounding a robotic skeleton). The Terminator has been sent back from the future to assassinate Sarah...and will stop at nothing until its task has been completed.
This movie did not have a huge budget, or big-name celebrities, or a great deal of support from the studios. But it certainly made a huge celebrity out of the title character's actor, Arnold Schwartzenegger. Arguably, this is the movie that "made" Schwartzenegger the action movie star he is today. It also completely changed the science-fiction genre, not only in potential for future storylines, but in ways that a blow-'em-up and action packed story could also carry a significant social message. The main message (as pointed out in the special features of the DVD) that a machine could walk unnoticed in our society...in fact, pass as one of us easily, is quite a disturbing commentary on our times.
For Schwartzenegger fans, fans of the science-fiction genre, or just someone in the mood for a good action flick..."The Terminator" certainly fits the bill.
Starring - Arnold Schwartzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Michael Biehn, and Lance Henriksen.
Directed by James Cameron.
Time - 1 hour, 48 minutes. Rated - R (graphic violence, language, nudity, adult situations)

Review - Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Old-school Star Wars fans will note that while the title calls it "Episode I", this is the fourth Star Wars film made. The film does take place prior to the original trilogy of "Star Wars" films. Long ago, George Lucas had stated that the "first three" Star Wars films were the middle of a nine-part series. He has since abandoned the idea of the last three...but he did follow through on the first part of the series.
In "Episode I", the peaceful Galactic Republic is protesting the Trade Federation's blockade of the planet Naboo. They send two Jedi Knights (peacekeepers to the galaxy, and masters of the Force) to mediate discussions between Queen Amidala of the Naboo and the head of the Trade Federation. However...there are dark forces at work behind the scenes...and soon, the Jedi and the Queen are on the run. On an isolated planet...while attempting to repair their damaged space vessel, they encounter a young boy. Little do they know...he will someday grow to great power...with tragic consequences...
"Episode I" was a good movie. What sucks is that with just a little work...it could have been a great movie. Certain characters were not featured enough...certain characters should not have been featured at all...and the pace of the movie was very uneven. The strangest part about watching this movie, as a great fan of the original trilogy, was that you knew EXACTLY how everything was going to turn out.
If you enjoyed the "Star Wars" trilogy, or just enjoy a good action/sci-fi/fantasy film, this is a good one to select.
Starring - Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Ian McDiarmid, and Frank Oz. Directed by George Lucas.
Time - 2 hours, 13 minutes. Rated - PG (science-fiction action/violence)

Review - Gone With The Wind

Gone With The Wind is based on the novel by Margaret Mitchell. It was nominated for thirteen Academy Awards, and won eight (including Best Picture, Director, Actress, and Supporting Actress). In addition, it is the longest movie to ever win Best Picture, was voted the #4 movie of all time by the American Film Institute, and when the AFI did their top 100 film quotes of all time, three of them came from Gone With The Wind (#59, #31, and #1).
The movie centers around the South being drawn into the Civil War...and how life and the people who lived in this world both changed and were forced to change. The subplot follows Scarlett O'Hara, as she does whatever is necessary to keep the only way of life she has ever known intact. Scarlett is torn between two men - Ashley Wilkes (whom she truly wishes for) and Rhett Butler (who, in the end, she realizes is the one she is supposed to be with).
Several things make this movie stand out as a cinematic masterpiece. The characters are fascinating, and evoke constant emotion from the audience. The characters continually evolve throughout the movie...from the carefree existance before the war...to their near-zombie state in the war's immediate aftermath...into their hardened shells having survived the war, only to suffer the indignity of the conquering North's interference into their lives. The South itself is one of the stars of this movie...and she shines in all of her splendid glory.
While this is an incredible movie in and of itself...it truly shines when you can see it in a theater. I myself was fortunate enough to have experienced this movie as it truly must be seen...on the big screen. I attended a showing of "GWTW" at the Orpheum Theater in Memphis, Tennessee a few years ago...and it was one of the most powerful and moving performances I have ever seen. There are many films that television just cannot do justice, and Gone With The Wind certainly ranks as one of them.
Never mind the fact that almost any movie critic ranks this as one of the greatest films ever made...this is simply a movie that shows how dreams can slip away...no matter how hard you try to cling to them. It is a must-see film for any fan of motion pictures.
Starring - Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh, Olivia de Havilland, Leslie Howard, and Hattie McDaniel. Directed by Victor Fleming.
Time - 3 hours, 58 minutes. Rated - G (The movie was re-rated in 1971)

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Review - The Thing (1982)

The Thing is a remake of a 1951 science fiction movie, "The Thing From Another World". Both movies are based on a short story by John W. Campbell Jr., called "Who Goes There?", while the 1982 version more closely resembles the story.
The setting for the film is a United States research base in Antarctica. A Siberian Husky is chased by two men in a helicopter...who alternate between shooting at it with a high-powered rifle...and trying to blow it up with hand grenades. The dog seeks refuge in the American camp...and the two strangers in the helicopter are killed. But it turns out...they had good reason for trying to kill the dog...which is not a dog at all...
One of the principle cornerstones of a science-fiction/horror film is once the threat is realized, everyone bands together in an effort to stop the monster. But...what happens when the monster is supposedly your best friend? What happens when you have no idea who the monster is? What happens when the monster just might be you? This general cornerstone is crushed into pieces in this movie...which turns absolute paranoia into an additional character. The growing mistrust and fear felt by the survivors increases in each scene...until is is almost visible and tangible. While this movie is a classic science-fiction work...the true strength of this movie is in the character development and the way that the characters shift from initial teamwork to at each others' throats by the end of the movie.
Any science-fiction fan or anyone who wants to watch a good piece of character drama, this is an excellent choice.
Starring - Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, and Richard Dysart. Directed by John Carpenter.
Time - 1 hour, 49 minutes. Rated - R (graphic violence, language, science-fiction gore)

Review - Major League

Major League is a sports comedy, set around the Cleveland Indians. The team's owner has recently died...and his wife (who inherited the team) has found a loophole in the contract with the city. If attendance drops below a certain point...she has the right to relocate the team. So, she puts together the absolute worst team she can, in the hopes that they will finish dead last. Her team is a motley assortment of has-beens and never-will-bes...who despite the long odds, actually start to win.
The greatest irony of all about Major League is that this movie is completely predictable. You know exactly what's going to happen...and yet, it still works. The characters in this movie are very enjoyable, and there are some wickedly funny one-liners throughout. "Mr. Baseball" Bob Uecker just about steals this movie as the Indians radio announcer.
If you enjoy comedies, sports films, or a good underdog story...Major League (pardon the pun) is a grand slam.
Starring - Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes, Corbin Bernsen, and Rene Russo. Directed by David S. Ward.
Time - 1 hour, 47 minutes. Rated - R (language, adult situations, brief nudity, mild violence)

Review - Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist

Dominion is the "other" prequel to the 1973 horror classic "The Exorcist". The first prequel was "Exorcist - The Beginning", directed by Renny Harlin and released one year prior. The stories are, for the most part, the same.
Years before Father Lankester Merrin battles Satan in the form of young Regan MacNeil, he was a priest in Europe. After firsthand witnessing the horrors of the Nazi regime, he loses his faith and becomes an archeologist. After the war, he has travelled to Africa, where he has stumbled upon a church...which seems as if it was buried immediately after it was built. But upon the unearthing of the church...strange and terrible things begin to occur. And Merrin must decide if he still has faith.
There are subtle differences between Dominion and The Beginning. The story in Dominion is more character-orientated, and the scares were more subtle than the Harlin version. There is a bleaker feel to this movie...which suits it better, as this is supposed to be a story of a crisis of faith. It's almost as if the director wants you to join Merrin as his already sorely tested faith is dealt blow after blow.
Fans of a more psychological horror movie, as well as anyone who has seen "The Beginning" and would like to contrast the two...this movie will not disappoint.
Starring Stellan Skarsgard, Gabriel Mann, and Clara Bellar. Directed by Paul Schrader.
Time - 1 hour, 57 minutes. Rated - R (Violence, adult language, disturbing images)

Review - Ghost Rider

Ghost Rider is a fantasy/action-adventure based on the Marvel Comic title "Ghost Rider". The film centers around Johnny Blaze, who in the beginning of the movie is a teenager, working alongside his father (a motorcycle stuntman in a carnival). His father is dying of cancer...and one dark and stormy night, Johnny is visited by a mysterious stranger with an offer: He will cure Johnny's father...in exchange for Johnny's soul. The young man agrees...and while the stranger keeps his word, curing the cancer...Johnny's father is killed in a motorcycle crash. Fast forward into the present, and Johnny Blaze is now a premier stunt rider himself. But something about him is haunted...and one night, in the presence of evil...he transforms into Ghost Rider, a flaming skeletal figure dressed in black leather, riding a motorcycle with burning tires. The plot revolves around BlackHeart (the son of Mephistopheles, the Devil himself), who wishes to overthrow his father as the ruler of Hell.
Movies based on Marvel Comics seem to go one way or the other...they are either spectacular or they are absolutely terrible. Thankfully, this one goes in the spectacular category. Ghost Rider is not one of the more well-known of Marvel's characters...but his back story and abilities (not to mention appearance) make him one of the most unique and fascinating. In a way, it is Ghost Rider's relatively unknown status as a comic book character that makes this film work so well. In some cases, you have to be a major fan of the comic before you can appreciate the movie. In this movie...you can just enjoy it for what it is.
Anyone who likes a good supernatural thriller, action movie, or are a fan of the Rider...this is a great ride!
Starring - Nicholas Cage, Eva Mendes, Peter Fonda, and Wes Bentley. Directed by Mark Steven Johnson.
Time - 1 hour, 54 minutes. Rated - PG-13 (Action violence, disturbing images, some language)

Review - Predator

Predator is a unique film in that it starts out as an action/adventure...and then turns into a science-fiction movie. Set in the jungles of Central America, an elite Special Forces unit under the command of Major Dutch Schaeffer is called in on a rescue assignment. A helicopter carrying U.S. personnel has been shot down and captured by guerrillas...and the Major's men are the best there are. But in this jungle...nothing is what it appears to be. And soon...the hunters become the hunted...by something not of this earth. A Predator...an alien race dedicated to hunting the most dangerous prey of all.
There are many things to admire about this movie. How it switches from one genre to the next is interesting in and of itself. You watch as these men, all trained and professional killers, slowly begin to realize that they are up against something tougher and more lethal than they are. And that all of their training and massive firepower seem to mean nothing. Once again, Stan Winston (one of the masters of Hollywood special effects) works his magic...this time, creating the Predator. The Predator may be one of the most unique bad guys in recent movie memory. Here is a killer who isn't killing for revenge, or gain...he kills for sport.
Fans of a good shoot-'em-up movie, sci-fi thriller, or action extravaganza...this one's for you!
Starring - Arnold Schwartzenegger, Carl Weathers, Bill Duke, Jesse Ventura. Directed by John McTiernan.
Time - 1 hour, 47 minutes. Rated - R (Graphic violence and sci-fi gore, language)

Friday, March 16, 2007

My Two Cents - James Bond

It is one of the classic discussions of action movie fans...and that is, who was the best James Bond? To date, there have been seven actors to don the tuxedo of the world's most famous super spy - Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton, David Niven, George Lazenby, and Daniel Craig. So...in this post, I will give you my answer as to whom I believe were the top three James Bonds.
I'm pretty much eliminating Lazenby and Niven right off the bat. Mostly because they were each one-shot Bond players...and Niven especially, since his version of "Casino Royale" was more of a spoof than a serious Bond movie. That takes us down to five contenders.
This is probably personal prejudice more than anything...but I was never a fan of the Roger Moore Bond. I always felt that the Moore Bond movies were too light-hearted...it almost seemed like more of a parody than anything else. And I also think some of the worst Bond movies came under Moore's tenure (Live and Let Die and Moonraker come immediately to mind).
Finally, I think you can eliminate Timothy Dalton. Remember that this was when they wanted Pierce Brosnan to take over as Bond (after Moore's retirement from the part), except that Brosnan was still under contract for "Remington Steele". You almost get the feeling that Dalton was an alternate...and he was gone after two turns as Bond.
Which leads us to our final three - Connery, Brosnan, and Craig. So...in order:
3 - Pierce Brosnan. It would probably stun many to see Brosnan as the third pick. But, realistically...Brosnan had one really good Bond movie (GoldenEye) and a decent one (Die Another Day). I wasn't impressed with either "Tomorrow Never Dies" or "The World Is Not Enough". Plus...Brosnan's Bond was almost upstaged by two of his "Bond Girls" in two of these movies (Michelle Yeoh in "Tomorrow Never Dies" and Halle Berry in "Die Another Day"). NOBODY is supposed to upstage Bond.
2 - Daniel Craig. Craig has one thing working to his advantage - This is more or less a prequel to the Bond series. He also adds a blunt, gritty edge to Bond...less humor and more of a "kick butt now and take names later" approach. He is doing another Bond movie...and it will be interesting to see what they do with it.
1 - Sean Connery. Connery's main advantage is a simple one - He was the first person to play Bond. That automatically makes you the measuring stick for the franchise. Plus, some of the best films of the Bond series came during Connery's tenure as 007 (Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice immediately come to mind). Granted, Connery wasn't immune to a stinker (two, actually...Diamonds Are Forever and Never Say Never Again). It is interesting to note that the two weakest Connery Bond movies were also the last two (and remember...there were four years between "You Only Live Twice" and "Diamonds Are Forever"). Also consider...Roger Moore had played Bond five times when Connery did "Never Say Never Again" (Connery was in his early fifties when he donned the tuxedo one last time).
So there you have it...my two cents on James Bond.

Review - Stick It

"Stick It" is a comedy/drama. The story centers around a young woman named Haley Graham, a former elite gymnast who stunned everyone by walking out on her team at a major competition and prevented the team from reaching the medals. Fast forward two years, and Haley is now in major trouble with the law. Arrested for major vandalism, she is given the option - military school, jail, or return to gymnastics. Reluctantly, she re-enters a world where she is a total pariah.
Despite the fact that most of the movie is completely predictable, it is an enjoyable film. There is not a great deal of character development in some of the supporting cast...but they have enough personality that it isn't a major factor. And you'll never look at competitive gymnastics the same way again.
If you are a fan of sports movies, comedy, or a just plain fun time, this is a good movie for you.
Starring - Jeff Bridges, Missy Peregrym, Vanessa Lengies. Directed by Jessica Bendinger.
Time - 1 hour, 43 minutes. Rated PG-13 (language, suggestive comments)

Review - 300

"300" is a historical action/drama based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller, who has also done such fine works as "Batman" and "Sin City". The movie recounts the tale of the Spartans, considered the fiercest warriors in the world, as they battled the invading Persian army...which numbered over a million men. Despite being impossibly outnumbered, and knowing that they would inevitably be destroyed, the Spartans not only fight...but fight with passion.
The movie has a very comic book feel to it...yet, it makes it almost that much more enjoyable. There are a few spots that drag on a bit...mainly when they take you away from the battle, which features some of the most impressive fight sequences I've seen in quite some time. And even though you know how the movie turns out...that doesn't stop you from loving every minute of it.
If you're a fan of action, historical movies, or movies based on comics...this is one you don't want to miss.
Starring Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, and Dominic West. Directed by Zack Snyder.
Time - 1 hour, 57 minutes. Rated - R (graphic violence, nudity, some sexuality)